Stonehenge

| Gm Gsus2 | Gm Gsus2 G5 | | D#maj7 D#maj7b5 | D#maj7 D#maj7b5 D#maj7* | Gm Gsus2 G5 My life is so successful Gm Gsus2 G5 I've got everything a man could D#maj7 D#maj7b5 D#maj7 D#maj7b5 D#maj* ever need. Gm Gsus2 G5 Got a 1000 dollar haircut Gm Gsus2 G5 And I even have a talk show on D#maj7 D#maj7b5 | D#maj7 D#maj7b5 D#maj7* TV Cm Dm D# And I know I should be happy, but instead Gm Fsus4 F There's a question I can't get out of my head. **Easier Variation: Substitute F for F6 and D# for D#maj7 F6 (13x231) D#maj7 (6x878x) C Gm What's the meaning of Stonehenge? D# D#maj7 It's killing me that no one knows F6 F Why it was built 5000 years ago. C Gm Why did they build the Stonehenge? D# D#maj7 How could they raise the stones so high F6 F Cm Completely without the technology Dm D# We have today? Gm Gsus2 When I make my jalapeá±os Gm Gsus2 G5 Calamari and prosciutto D#maj7 D#maj7b5 | D#maj7 D#maj7b5 D#maj7* I'm the king! Gm Gsus2 My wife applauds me in the kitchen Gm Gsus2 When I tell her all I bought is D#maj7 D#maj7b5 | D#maj7 D#maj7b5 D#maj7* from the local store Cm Dm D# And when the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone F Gm She gives me a smile Fsus4 F Then she plays with my balls C Gm All I think of is Stonehenge D# D#maj7 I think about it when I dream F6 F The biggest henge that I have ever seen C Gm What's the purpose of Stonehenge? D# D#maj7 A giant granite birthday cake Fsus4 F Or a prison far too easy to G Am escape? BRIDGE (technically starts with the G on "escape?") F Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row! G They were 25 tons each stone, my friend Am But amazingly they got them all down in the sand F And they moved it (Stonehenge!) And they dragged it (Stonehenge!) G Asus4 And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales! D F#m G Am What's the deal with Stonehenge? F Fmaj7 You should have left a tiny hint Gsus4 G D When you made this fucking labyrinth, of stone! (Who the...) Am Who the f**k builds a Stonehenge? (f**k builds a Stonehenge?) F Fmaj7 Two Stone Age-guys wondering what to do Gsus4 G Who just said: "Dude, let's build a henge or two!" **Chords in () are optional but compliment the voicing of the song** A G I would give anything to know Em Bm A About the Stonehenge G Yeah, I would give all I have to give Em Bm A Would you give them your car? G Mmm Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car Em Bm A What car do you drive? G Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic! G Em)Bm A A car you can trust! G Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge What henge is that again? A It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge! G A God, it is the greatest henge of all! C#m D Em G What's the meaning of Stone-henge?!