Russian Government Process

Gm Fm Cm When you receive new official correspondence Cm Bbm Fm It must be handled with precision and finesse Cm Gm Cm Gm It may seem a bit complex, but it's simple, just relax D D G When you follow Russian Government Process Fm Cm Fold it, stack it, cut it, tack it G Cm Stamp it, sign it, seal it, file it Fm Cm Batch it, mark it, bulk compile it G Cm Russian Government Process! Fm New design on flag? (Here!) Cm Ban on plastic bag? (Here!) G Equal rights for gays? (Here!) Cm Asking for a raise? (Here!) Fm Clip it, tape it, bottleneck it Cm Sort it, tag it, double check it G Cm Russian Government Process N.C. No, no, no, too fast! Where do I put this? Application for.... Fm Cm Take your information to the corresponding station G Cm In a classified location no-one can access Fm Stamp it (stamp it!), lick it (lick it!) Cm Toss it (toss it!), flick it (flick it!) G Cm Russian Government Process! Dialogue N.C. You see? Not so hard. Just let go, relax and system will guide you. All you have to do is... G L-l-l-lunch time! N.C. New boy! You take lunch order now. N.C. What? Fm I'll have fish ragu Cm I want Moscow stew G Cm Stroganoff for me, make it gluten free Fm Cm Apple pie! Caviar! Gingerbread! Beef tartare! G Cm Lunchtime Ordering Process! (Too fast!) Fm Easy on the salt Cm Double on the spice G Hand filet my chicken Cm Double cook it twice Fm Grill it, spice it, super size it Cm Flame it, boil it, circumsize it G Cm Special Russian Omelette! Dialogue N.C. You got it? N.C. No! N.C. Good. Back to work! N.C. What? N.C. Good bye. N.C. Hello? Fm Stamp it, lick it Cm Toss it, flick it G Cm Russian Government Process (Good luck!)