Jan Egeland - Ver 2

Em C G Am Em C G Am Em Gray hair C Glasses G Am (2x) Suitcase Em Humble C Clever G Am (2x) And constantly working for peace A Uganda Em Congo Am (2x) C And the Oslo treaty plan B Oh my God, what a plan C Not as famous as Gahr Stare G Not a daddy's boy like Jens C But when handgrenades are flying B There's just one man you can trust C G When there's war and all is hell D Send in Jan Egeland! C B Em G A The United Nations superhero man C G Mad dictator with a gun Am G D Send in Jan Egeland Bm A Oh, how I wish.. Em I was Jan Egeland.. (same as verse 1) Blue eyes Firm hands Nice legs Clean shaved Body Drinking his protein shakes Spray-tan Skin cream And buttocks like he was eighteen He's a peacekeeping machine.. C And he stares into the mirror G D Flexing muscles in the night C And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready.. B ..to protect some human rights" Same Refr. (same as refrain 1) When there's war and all is hell Bring in Jan Egeland! The United Nations superhero man He plays golf with Kofi Annan And looks at maps with George Cloon Oh, how I wish.. That I was Jan Egeland! Dm A E B E A Bm B Em B C G Egeland (Egeland) B G Egeland (Egeland) Em B C When he's sad he goes to funerals G D In unusually heavy rain C