The Video Game Song

D G D G D G D G D G D G D G Everybody needs somebody sometimes D G A A Everybody needs a little bit D G D G But when it comes to those who really loves you D A D Sometimes it's hard to give a buzz Bm G Sometimes I don't care about your problems Bm A Sometimes I don't care about your pain D A G Sometimes I pray that you shut your mouth D A D D And let me get back to my videogame D G D G You know there is nothing sweeter than the sound of your soft voice D G A A But if you say one more word I will lose my mind D G D G Shut up for a minute while I try to find a savepoint D A D D And I'll pretend to listen when you whine D G D G But I know your boss is a moron and I know your sister lies D G A A And someone at work is stealing from your purse D G D G So go to facebook call a friend I dont give a hoot D A D D Can't you see I'm trying to save the universe Bm G And right now I don't care about your problem Bm A And right now I don't care about your pain D A G Right now I pray that you shut your mouth D A D D And let me get back to my videogame D G D G D You see it figures baby that the evil emperor Zurg has opened a portal into the multiverse G D G D G And its releasing its army of nanobots to try and destroy all of humanity D G D Apparently I am the only person who can stop him G D G D So you can see how this is a little bit more important than your mom's new boyfriend G D Ok I don't care about him I don't care about your mom's new boyfriend G N.C. I don't care about your mom and I don't care about …… D G D G You are beautiful you are funny you are talented and smart D G A I love you and I hope that you still love me D G D G I'm on the final level I wont be playing long D A D D Then we can watch some crabby chick show on TV Bm G And after that I care about your problems Bm A And after that I'll hold you in your pain D A G Then I'll rub your back and I'll kiss your mouth D A D A D And you can tell me what a butthole I have been