Stuck With You

G You're a slob, it's such a bore, G D Your underwear strewn on the floor. D And you're a packrat, most extreme, D G Our house is full of magazines. G The toilet's broke, and yet I bet, G D His majesty ain't fixed it yet. D You're one to talk, sleepyhead, D C And get your fat ass out of bed. C Oh but in the eyes of god, C G We said our vows before the pews. G D "Not until death may we part" D G So until then I'm stuck with you. G You swore that you'd be true to me, G D But gave me infidelity. D Why should I give a tinker's cuss? D G She was your sister, what's the fuss? G Well then, let's propose a truce. G D What's good for gander is good for goose. D Hey now that's different, you took to bed, D C My favorite dog and all my friends! C Oh but in the eyes of god, C G We said our vows before the pews. G D "Not until death may we part" D This is my curse, I said "I do." D G Better or worse I'm stuck with you. G You poked my eye, I wear a patch. G D I should've given you one to match. D Did you forget, you forgot me back? D G You chopped my thumb off with an axe. G You drowned my kittens one by one. G D You looked like you were having fun. D You stabbed my mother, in the chest D C With a Korean bayonet! C Oh but in the eyes of god, C G We said our vows before the pews. G D "Not until death may we part" D This is my curse, I said "I do." D G Lest you die first I'm stuck with you. G And now I lie here in the grave. G D I pray to god my soul to save. D And in the darkness of the tomb, D G I'm glad I'm lying next to you. G And as I lay here 6 feet down G D My body buried under ground. D In this dank, and dreary cold, D G I'm just glad I'm not alone. C Oh but in the eyes of god, C G We said our vows before the pews. G D "Not until death may we part" D I'm not sad I said, "I do." D G I'm just glad I was stuck with you.