Irresponsible

F C A# C F C A# C F C A# C Is it so wrong if I don't pay my rent? F C A# C No responsibility I gave it up for lent F C A# Sell your wares, pollute the air, I don't care ! F C A# C Fresh air's for squares! F C A# C F Now if it were up to me, the piper would be up the creek C A# C F And the fiddler too, cause neither of you would be paid C A# I need the cash for getting laid! F C A# And I don't mind F C A# To seem unusually unkind You ask what kind of guy am I? F C A# I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools C F Who don't have time for rules C A# The irresponsible who C F Wouldn't be caught dead in a school C F I'm irresponsible C F I'm Mr. Irresponsible C A# C F I'm irresponsible and I don't care if the whole world burns! Instr from F of burns F C A# C F C A# C A# C A# I live my life without a care C A# I don't have time to be politically aware C A# I hate to have to think I hate feeling too C F I'll leave those chores for some pathetic sap like you C A# C F Don't talk to me about the dolphin in the tuna net C A# C F I'm on the tuna's side. hey, dolphin tastes quite good I bet C A# C F I'd never lie: My hair requires Aerosol C I want it ten feet tall A# C F And I don't care about the hole in the sky C A# If rogues don't mind. Why should I? It just so happens I'm that type of guy F C A# I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools C F Who don't have time for rules C A# The irresponsible who C F Wouldn't be caught dead in a school C F I'm irresponsible C F I'm Mr. Irresponsible C A# C F I'm irresponsible and I don't care if the whole world burns! Instr from F of burns F C A# C F C A# C F C A# C F C A# C F C A# C It's a bloody miracle that I haven't gotten distracted by a skirt F C A# C F And got bored and just walked away before the end of this god forsaken tune