Bye Bye Donny

C Bye bye Donny, your time is up, G So you can take your lies and you go get fucked Am The people spoke and they spoke by mail F So pack your shit ‘cuz it is time to bail C Sorry Buddy, but you lost it mate G Like everything true you will call it fake Am But who would have thought you would be such a wussy F When America grabbed you by the pussy C And threw you out after just one term G ‘Cuz they finally realized that you are a germ Am And COVID is not the only thing you spread F Like lies, fear, hate, confusion and dread C And you told your own voters not to vote by mail G In a global pandemic and that was your fail Am So shut up Donny and practice what you preach F Have some dignity and give your concession speech. C Just tell everyone it is a conspiracy G Blame your fall on American democracy Am Make up excuses and a million reasons F From a shitty press conference at the four seasons C Get out there and go tell more lies G Do what you do best and propagandize Am No one expects you to be apologetic, F But let me explain it using your own logic C See, you find more covid, when you do more tests G And you find more results, when more votes get read Am It is crazy, but that’s how counting works F I can show you if you wanna share your tax returns C You’ll be fine old mate, you survived impeachment G You survived corona virus by injecting disinfectant, Am You have had six bankruptcies and two divorces F Two hundred days of tax paid golf and golf courses C You survived the guilt of putting kids in cages G And twenty-six sexual misconduct accusations Am You’ve only got like four thousand active lawsuits F So man up Donny and hang up the boots. C Fake news, fake hair, fake tan, fake smiles G Fake offshore accounts in the cayman isles Am You are a fake president with a fake First Lady F Who is gonna take half of your fake ass money C And you finally succeeded in building your wall G Around the White House and it is ten feet tall. Am For someone who hates lockdown as much as you do F You were quick to lock yourself down in there dude C Fake friends who used you to climb the ladder G And fake everything else that no longer matters Am Fake supporters who piss on homeless people F You are the sworn enemy of the American eagle C ‘Cuz you tried to fool the world with no regret G And you are in nine hundred million dollars debt Am On the down low if you know what I mean F Like your old mate Jeffrey Epstein. NAH! C You will be fine, you have told twenty thousand lies G And two hundred and thirty thousand people have died Am Just like daddy’s money gave you your start, F Daddy Bannon will give you a job at Breitbart. C ‘Cuz no one believes your bullshit, Bruce G Cuz you doin what you said you would do when you lose Am So see ya buddy, you gave it a crack F And now even Fox News has not got your back C So sorry old chump, but you are out of tricks G And you can suck seventy-five million dicks Am The people voted, someone else was hired F So sorry to say it, cunt, but you are fired.