Australias Deadliest Animals

C E In Australia we've got deadly animals a plenty. F We've got funnel web spiders who'll murder you and your family. C E Under every second rock is a red back spider. F And they’ll k**l ya just cause, I dunno, they're bored or whatever. C E We got invisible brown snakes who'll bite you on the foot, F And you’ll be dead in seven minutes, like that, kaput. C E We've got the world's deadliest creatures all over the place. F We've got magpies who'll steal the eyeballs from your face - Am G F But at least we don't have AR-15's. C E We've got great white sharks who'll ascend from the deep, F And rip ya in half with their razor sharp teeth. C E We've got salt water crocs who'll death-roll you to death, F and sea-snakes who'll gladly snatch your last breath. C E We've got a blue ringed octopus no bigger than this, F that just sits around in rock pools waiting to k**l kids. C E And even the platypus, a cute beaver-duck thing, F has got a spur on it’s ankle that’ll k**l ya in one sting. Am G F But at least we don't have AR-15's. Am G F And at least they can't end up in the hands of psychopathic teens. C E We've got stonefish and stingrays and sea-urchins and shit, F and hectic fucken homicidal box jellyfish, C E and these Jellyfish they aren’t even sentient beings, F they don’t even really do stuff or know about things. C E They just float around on the whim of the currents, F being pointless non-cognitive murderous cunts. C E And if that weren't enough in terms of natural hazards, F here in Australia the sun causes cancer. Am G F But at least we don't have AR-15's. Am G F And at least they can't end up in the hands of suicidal teens. Am G F Am G And at least we don't have an NRA, who pay millions of dollars every day, buying off politicians not to change F old laws. C E We got bull sharks, cone shells, salt water crocodiles. F Honey bees, european wasps, and blue ringed octopi's. C E Death adders, blue bottles, red back spiders. F Tiger sharks, tiger snakes, and lizards that'll bite ya. C E We got Sea snakes, taipans, cassowaries, copperheads, F all the creatures of the land and sky and sea that want you dead. C E Toadfish, stonefish, irukandgi jellyfish - F Bull ants, centipedes, and ticks that cause paralysis. CHORUS 4 Am G F But thank f**k we don't have AR-15's. Am G F Am G And thank f**k they can't end up in the hands psychopathic suicidal teens. And thank f**k we don't have an NRA F Am G F who pay millions of dollars every day, buying off politicians not to change some law. Am G F A law that was written 200 years ago, Am G F in a time when it took three minutes to reload, Am G F a single round of ammunition, and we knew nothing about depression, Am G F and you couldn't fire 45 rounds in sixty seconds. Am G F And there wasn't even such a thing as automatic weapons. Am G F And there weren't thirty one mass-shootings monthly… Am but what would I know cause I'm from another country.