Not Gonna Clean It Chords - The Cooties

Verse 1

Cm Fm Empty bottle of seltzer water Bb Eb Dm Underneath the passenger seat Cm Fm a cellphone charger and a jump rope Bb Eb Tangled up at your feet Cm Fm There's a Green sweater that's been there forever Bb Eb Dm When I bought it I swear it was blue Cm Fm A yankee candle and a Yankees hat Bb Eb Dm Cm Dm Bb Ab and a broken Daddy Yankee CD

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Fm I'll be the first to admit Bb My car's full of shit Eb Dm Cm and I'm not gonna clean it Fm It's just how I roll Bb I'm thirty years old Eb Dm Cm and I'm not gonna clean it Fm Well I know it's a mess Bb I'm not trying to impress Eb Dm Cm It just gets me from A to B Ab I was going to clean it today G But I got busy

Verse 2

Cm Fm I got one sock, that's probably mine Bb Eb Dm but I ask everyone "Is this your sock?" Cm Fm There's a creature in my air vents Bb Eb I hear squeakies when I turn on my blinkies Cm Fm There's a stain on the back of my headrest Bb It could be wasabi or soy sauce Eb D Cm Cm Cm Yes I eat sushi in my car... car... car...

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Bridge

Check it! Eb I'm the fucking dude Cm I don't need you Fm I do what I wantsta Bb In my Mazda Eb I don't do the dishes Cm My roommate does the dishes Fm I play a little Minecraft Bb Eat a lot of mushrooms Eb I'm the fucking dude Cm I don't need you Fm I do what I wantsta Bb In my Mazda Eb I don't do the dishes Cm My roommate does the dishes Fm I play a little Minecraft Bb Eat a lot of mushrooms Eb I'm the fucking dude Cm I don't need you Fm I do what I wantsta Bb In my Mazda Eb I don't do the dishes Cm My roommate does the dishes Fm I play a little Minecraft Bb Eat a lot of mushrooms

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