Maybe Thats God

C F 4x C F There's a guy who works in a factory C G Building racecar beds on an assembly line Am F He's got a wife and a daughter and a baby on the way Am F Am D A farm and a tractor and a chevrolet C In the dirveway C F 2x C F On his way down stairs for a midnight snack C F He was still half asleep C G And on the floor there's a slinky Am F So he trips and he falls takes a tumble down the stairs Am F Am D And he lands on his dog who was laying right there C F He looks into his big hounds eyes C G Then up at the Kentucky skies N.C. And he thinks C F Maybe that's God C G Maybe my dog is God Am F I mean dog spealt backwards is god can you believe it? Am D7 I've just been saved by a canine Jesus C Em F Maybe my dog is God C Maybe that's God C F 2x C F A couples on their honeymoon soakin up Australia C F On a big snorkel trip C G In the Great Barrier Reef Am F And they're way out on their own when they see a manta ray Am F And it's comin right for em so they start to pray Am F Then out of nowhere here comes a big shark Am F Am G And he tears that manta ray apart C F So they look into that big sharks eyes S G Then up at the Aussie skies N.C. And they think C F Maybe that's God C G Maybe that shark is God Am F I mean shark spealt backwards is krahs can you believe it? Am D7 I've just been saved by a great white Jesus C Em F Maybe that shark is God C Maybe that's God Dm7 A sequoia tree G A babies smile C Cmaj7 Am The hatching of a newborn crocodile Dm A secret garden G The Alaskan sunset C Cmaj7 Am Getting a handjob in your uncles Corvette Dm G Sweet dessert after a Kid Rock concert C Cmaj7 Am When you leave Hot Topic with the perfect t-shirt F G 2x C F A girls walking down the street when she stops to see C F A homeless man begging at her feet C G So she gives him a buck or three Am G D And then she walks away and she hears the bum say thank god F And she thinks G A Oh she thinks Chorus Redux D G Maybe I'm God D A Maybe I'm fucking God Bm G I've always felt special my mom she used to tell me Bm7 E7 I've always been good at predicting the weather G I mean a baby's just a baby A And a tree is just a tree D A Bm G Kid Rock is amazing but he ain't no DNE Em A I'm pretty much God D A Bm A G# G Maybe I'm God G D I May