Small Towns

C A7 I ran into my pastor at a gay bar G Let me tell you he looked so bizarre C In fishnets instead of a suit A7 I ran into my dad's girlfriend named Pam G At a strip club with fives jammed C In every place you can imagine G All these things keep happening to me A And every time it's all so confusing F I just want to be left alone G Please don't make me leave my home Am G7 F Dm C Small towns don't forgive A7 I ran into my grandma at a s*x store G I always thought she was such a bore C No wonder she's always so tired A7 I ran into an old one night stand G Asked if I had any big plans C I'm whipping and gagging your mom G All these things keep happening to me A And every time it's all so confusing F I just want to be left alone G7 Please don't make me leave my home Am G7 F Dm C Small towns don't forgive