Everyday I Get More Gay

| C | C B7(b5) I was thoroughly convinced Am7 G7 By every guy I kissed C B7(b5) That we could wait and it's no problem Am7 G7 To let them know when I won't stop them Fmaj7 But here's a thought: C I'm just gay C B7(b5) I was thoroughly revoked Am7 G7 By half the guys I chose C B7(b5) I know that isn't that uncommon Am7 G7 What's wrong with me? I won't try to solve it Fmaj7 They knew before me C I'm just gay C Every day B7(b5) I get more gay Am7 And I find out G7 That it's okay C Every night B7(b5) It's alright Am7 It all makes sense G7 Fmaj7 I'm just a dyke C B7(b5) I was thoroughly confused Am7 G7 By every girl I knew C B7(b5) How could they just go and f**k boys? Am7 G7 I thought that I was just into s*x toys Fmaj7 But it explains it C I'm just super gay C B7(b5) I was thoroughly appalled Am7 G7 By every dick I saw C B7(b5) I know that isn't that uncommon Am7 G7 But I think I'd go blind if I touchеd a live one Fmaj7 And you guessеd it Fmaj7 It's because C I'm just super gay C Every day B7(b5) I get more gay Am7 And I find out G7 That it's okay C Every night B7(b5) It's alright Am7 It all makes sense G7 Fmaj7 I'm just a dyke | C |