The Babys Done A Poo

D F#m Bm A A7 D G I remember one time, we were on a journey, F#m B7 We were heading for the seaside for the day, Em F#m Em F#m We were nearly half way there and we were having fun, Em F#m Em F#m Just driving down the road with the radio on, G A G A D When dad pulled over ‘cause he felt unwell, G A G A D He felt unwell on account of the smell, G A F#m B7 Then everybody else said they could smell it as well, Em A F#m Bm And mum said: “What could it be?” G A G A D So I pointed to the passenger next to me. Bm F#m G D And said the baby’s done a poo, the baby’s done a poo F#m B7 It’s not a big surprise ‘cause that’s what babies do, Em A F#m Bm But this was not just your regular pebbly one, E A D A D Oh no, something really bad just came out of his bum. F#m Bm A A7 D G There was another time when, I think it was Christmas, F#m B7 And all the family came round for a party one day, Em F#m Em F#m And we all sang some songs and we ate some food, Em F#m Em F#m Everyone was getting in the festive mood, G A G A D Until Uncle John said he felt unwell, G A G A D He felt unwell on account of the smell, G A F#m B7 Then everybody else said they could smell it as well, Em A F#m Bm And they all said: “What could it be?” G A G A D So I pointed to the baby on my uncle’s knee. And do you know what I said? Bm F#m G D I said the baby’s done a poo, the baby’s done a poo F#m B7 It’s not a big surprise ‘cause that’s what babies do, Em A F#m Bm But this was not just your regular pebbly one, E A D A D F#7 Oh no, something really bad just came out of his bum. Middle 8 Bm F#m G D And mum looked at dad and dad looked at mum, Em Bm G Bm A Dad said: “Don’t look at me because I changed the last one.” G A D A D And they talked about it way too long, G A D A D And the smell got really strong, Em F#m And it got so strong I could hardly breathe, Em F#m A I said somebody change that baby please Bm F#m G D Because the baby’s done a poo, the baby’s done a poo F#m B7 And I wouldn’t go near him if I were you, Em A F#m Bm ‘Cause it’s not just your regular pebbly one, E A D A D Oh no, something really bad just came out of his bum. Bm F#m G D Oh yes the baby’s done a poo, the baby’s done a poo F#m B7 It’s not a big surprise ‘cause that’s what babies do, Em A F#m B7 But this was not just your regular pebbly one, E A E A No something really bad, really, really bad E A D A D I mean really, really bad just came out of his bum.