Have You Heard About Hugh

Bb Have you heard about Hugh Eb The hedgehog who F Eb Bb Got into trouble on the A32? Bb He was out there hunting worms Eb And he took a wrong turn F Gm Now he can't get across to get home Eb F Bb No, he can't get across to get home Eb Bb And all Hugh's family are waitin' on the other side Cm F As the cars and the lorries whiz by Eb His mum began to panic Bb Gm And despite the noise of the traffic Cm F Hugh could hear her cry Eb Bb And she said, "Hugh, Hugh F Bb Whatcha gonna do? F Gm You gotta get across to get home, son Eb F Bb You gotta get across to get home" Bb Then a kind old man Eb In a transit van F Bb Pulled over to see what he could do Bb But Hugh got scared of the man in the van Eb So he ran and he ran and he ran F And he ran Bb Towards the A32 Eb And a gang from Milton Keynes Bb Gm On their silver dream machines Eb F Had to brake and swerve and skid Eb Hugh's mum just looked away Bb Gm She got down on her knees to pray Cm F She said, "Won't somebody help my prickly kid?" And you know what she did? Eb Bb And she said, "Hugh, Hugh F Bb Whatcha gonna do? F Gm You gotta get across to get home, son Eb F Bb You gotta get across to get home" Eb Bb And she said, "Hugh, Hugh F Bb Whatcha gonna do? F Gm You gotta get across to get home, son Eb F Bb You gotta get across to get home" Bb Then a farmer in a four-by-four Eb Doing eighty and a little bit more F Bb Came speeding along with his Wellington boot to the floor Bb There was mud on his windscreen too Eb And he just didn't see little Hugh F Bb And over the hedgehog rolled the four-by-four Bb Have you heard about Hugh Eb The hedgehog who F Eb Bb Got into trouble on the A32? Bb He was out there hunting worms Eb And he took a wrong turn F Gm Now he can't get across to get home Eb F Bb No, he can't get across to get home Eb And his mum cried, "Oh my gosh Bb Gm I think my son has just been squashed" Cm F But she hadn't considered the condition of the council's roads Eb You see, they were covered in cracks and holes Bb Gm Into one of them Hugh had rolled Cm And when his head popped up F His mum could feel her hedgehog heart explode Eb Bb Then she said, "Hugh, Hugh F Bb I'm a little bit annoyed with you F Gm But you got yourself across and you're home, son Eb F Bb You got yourself across and you're home" Eb Bb She said, "Hugh, Hugh F Bb I'll be kissin' and a-cuddlin' you F Gm Now you got yourself across and you're home, son Eb F Bb You got yourself across and you're home"