Yeast Infection

Riff 1 Intro - E - B - B Well I was makin’ love the other day E And I put my hand between her lovely legs E She was giving me a hickey B G# When I felt something sticky C# F# And I didn’t know exactly what to say B Then slowly I removed her underwear E Then she reached down and scratched her pubic hair E Well I knew I wasn’t dreamin’ B G# When I saw that yellow semen C# B And the smell of cat fish really filled the air E I wanna show her my affection B G# But she’s got a yeast infection C# F# B And her underwear is stickin’ to the wall Riff 2 B Well she pulled my head down closer to her crotch E She told me it would taste like butterscotch E Well I’ve never had the heart B G# To pull grilled cheese apart C# F# So I’ll turn my head so I don’t have to watch B Well I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in E Yeah the puss & blood was drippin’ from my chin E She was a kickin’ and a screamin’ B G# And pissing on the ceiling C# F# B I just held my breath and stuck my pecker in Back to Chorus Riff 3 C# Well I fucked her long and hard right there and then F# And I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair F# I watched my pecker thumpin’ C# A# And when she started cumin’ D# G# C# It looked like making taffy at the fair F# Well I showed her my affection C# A# Though she’s got a yeast infection D# G# C# Now my underwear is stickin’ to my balls F# Yes I showed her my affection C# A# Though she’s got a yeast infection D# G# C# Now my underwear is stickin’ to my balls