Nymphomaniac

D# - C - D# - C - D# - C Riff 1 A# D# Well I come home from work, and I pour myself a scotch F D# A# While my baby's got her clothes off, and she's reaching for my crotch A# D# She says she's been so horny, and she's rubbed her pussy raw A# D# A# So I hit her in the shitter, and I poked her in the jaw A# D# Yeah she fucks me every morning yeah she fucks me every night F D# A# She fucks me on the couch and on the porch in broad daylight A# D# She's got a hundred dildos that she sticks up every crack F D# A# My baby's fucking crazy, she's a nymphomaniac Riff 2 Well she likes her golden showers, and she's into S&M And she likes me to take her picture, while my cum drips down her chin And she likes to dress up kinky, with her boots & cowboy hat Watching porno movies, while my piss runs down her back Back to chorus Riff 3 Well I knew my little peter, couldn't keep her satisfied So I got me an operation to increase my peter size Now every time I f**k her, she goes wild with every stroke Then I finish her off slowly, so my cum won't make her choke Back to Chorus