Every Time I Shit
- Larry Pierce
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Time: 4/4 ·
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Intro
C# - D# - G#
G#
Well I'm sitting on the toilet
D#
Staring at the walls
C# D#
I can feel the cool clear water
G#
Splashing soft against my balls
G#
Well that’s when I start thinking
D#
About my favorite fantasy
C# D#
And my dick begins to harden
G#
As the shit pains come through me
Chorus
G# C#
And I think about you every time I shit
D#
I think about your pussy
C# G#
I wanna lick your clit
G#
With each fart I fantasize
C#
About my head between my thighs
D# C# G#
yes I think about you every time I shit
riff 2
G#
Girl when I get Diarrhea
D#
That’s when I most wanna see ya
C# D#
And when the smell fills up the room
G#
Girl, to me, it's your perfume
G#
And with every little grunt
D#
oh I think about your cunt
C# D#
And my stomach starts to gurgle
G#
And my hemorrhoids start to bleed
(Back to Chorus)
Riff 3
G#
Well Girl, it's almost over
D#
Time to flush and say goodbye
C# D#
as I gently wipe my asshole
G#
I choke up and start to cry
G#
So I reach into the toilet
D#
And I pick up a piece or two
C# D#
And I smear the bathroom walls
G#
With these few words, I love you
outro chorus key change - A#-D#-G#











