Every Time I Shit

C# - D# - G# G# Well I'm sitting on the toilet D# Staring at the walls C# D# I can feel the cool clear water G# Splashing soft against my balls G# Well that’s when I start thinking D# About my favorite fantasy C# D# And my dick begins to harden G# As the shit pains come through me Chorus G# C# And I think about you every time I shit D# I think about your pussy C# G# I wanna lick your clit G# With each fart I fantasize C# About my head between my thighs D# C# G# yes I think about you every time I shit riff 2 G# Girl when I get Diarrhea D# That’s when I most wanna see ya C# D# And when the smell fills up the room G# Girl, to me, it's your perfume G# And with every little grunt D# oh I think about your cunt C# D# And my stomach starts to gurgle G# And my hemorrhoids start to bleed (Back to Chorus) Riff 3 G# Well Girl, it's almost over D# Time to flush and say goodbye C# D# as I gently wipe my asshole G# I choke up and start to cry G# So I reach into the toilet D# And I pick up a piece or two C# D# And I smear the bathroom walls G# With these few words, I love you outro chorus key change - A#-D#-G#