The Bitch Song

A D A D A G#m7b5 F#m E D C#m She never was abused when she was younger, her father never up and ran a-way Bm7 E A D Bm7 E A D A E And even though her family gives her all the love she needs, somehow she's a bitch any-way A D A G#m7b5 F#m E D C#m Me, I try to be the perfect hero, I say "I love you" twenty times a day Bm7 E A D Bm7 E A D A E I've showered her with presents, Bought from the finest shops in town but somehow she's a bitch any-way E F G7 C F C F G Am A And when I tell her funny stories she says I guess you had to be there, even though the humor's plain to see A Dsus4 Dm7 G C F E F#m G#m A When the evening news shows homeless people she says it's their own fault & then she turns & watches M - T - V A D A D A G#m7b5 F#m E D C#m She never is the first to say she's sorry, and she takes offence to every word I say Bm7 E A D Bm7 E A D A E And even though she lives in the richest country in the world, somehow she's a bitch any-way A D E F#m B7 D E A D A She turned out a bitch any-way, She's always a bitch any-way