End Of The World

G Em D Well I was flippin' through the channels on my TV set last night G Em D And I came across this TV preacher guy G Em D He was talkin' about some prophecies and I think I heard him say Am D G That tomorrow was the end of the world G Em D So then I went into my kitchen and I reached for that top shelf G Em D And I grabbed the finest whisky I could find G Em D Cuz' there's no need to save the finer things for later anymore Am D G Since tomorrow is the end of the world G Em D And then I got into my car and I drove down to a street corner G Em D And I asked some dude where I could score some blow G Em D Then I went up to the prettiest hooker I could find Am D G And asked if I could do a line of coke off her vagina G Em D Well, much to my surprise, she said she didn't have a vagina G Em D And much to my surprise, I didn't care G Em D Cuz' there's no need for you to not be getting transexual hookers anymore Am D G Since tomorrow is the end of the world G Em D So have a smoke, shoot some smack, kick a little kid in the fuckin' face G Em D Steal somebody's groceries G Cuz' there's no need to not be a Em G grocery-stealin'-little-kid-in-the-face-kickin'-smack-shootin'-smokin'-transexual-hooker-gettin' -whatever-the-f**k-else-I-said-guy anymore Am D G Since tomorrow is the end of the world G Em D When I woke up this mornin', I took a look around G Em D And of course, I saw that everything was fine G Em D But I'm still gonna call and thank that televangelist preacher dude Am D G Because I had myself... a fuckin' good time