Alone Again

C#m G# D#m C#m Ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba C#m G# D#m C#m Ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba E A Am Ooooh ooooh oooh E G# C#m A I'm wakin' up at 2 PM, my eyes are barely open F#m Am And my head is kind of poundin' from the drinkin' and the smokin' E G# C#m A And my whole apartment reeks, I haven't showered in two weeks F#m Am E Things are lookin' kind of bleak cuz I'm alone again E G# C#m A I used to have a girlfriend till I asked her for some money F#m Am And I spent it all on drinkin' which she didn't think was funny E G# C#m A Then I entertained her sister in a game of naked Twister F#m Am E And I guess that pissed her off cuz I'm alone again C#m G# D#m C#m I'm alone again and I really don't know why C#m G# D#m C#m I'm alone again, I'm a pretty decent guy E A Am Why'd you have to say goodbye, I'll never know E G# C#m A I'm hangin' with my buddies hittin' all our favorite places F#m Am And I try to talk to ladies but the pattern never changes E G#m C#m A First this boring conversation, then an awkward situation F#m Am E Then it ends with masturbation, I'm alone again E G# C#m A I'm watchin' Law & Order while I wallow in self-pity F#m Am And I'm listenin' to music that I used to think was shitty E G# C#m A Like the theme song from Titanic or The Wind Beneath My Wings F#m Am E Suddenly it speaks to me cuz I'm alone again C#m G# D#m C#m I'm alone again and I'm as miserable as hell C#m G# D#m C#m I'm alone again and I hope you are as well E A Am Thinking I'm all by myself, it's wrong E G# C#m A F#m Am E G# C#m A F#m Am C#m G# D#m C#m Ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba C#m G# D#m C#m Ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba E A Am Oooh, oooh, why? E G# C#m A I drank a fifth of vodka, then I threw up in the sewer F#m Am Now the bars that serve me drinks are gettin' far between and fewer E G# C#m A Take another shot of Jack thinking how to get you back F#m Am E Does anybody have some crack cuz I'm alone again C#m G# G# C#m I'm alone again and I don't know what to do C#m G# G# C#m I'm alone again and it's all because of you E A Am Thinking I'm all by myself, it's wrong C#m G# G# C#m I'm alone again and I'm as miserable as hell C#m G# G# C#m I'm alone again and I hope you are as well E A Am Thinking I'm all by myself, it's wrong spoken while playing E G# C#m A F#m Am Alone again. It's the same old thing. Goin' out to bars. Tryin' to talk to girls and having them give you those lines that they give you one off the bat to let you know that they're not interested like, "seeing somebody right now" or "I'm in a relationship" or "I'm married" or "How'd you get here? I thought we had a restraining order" or "Where are you taking me?", "You just passed my exit", "Get your hands out of my pants", "I'm religious". I don't know. By the way, what is this, like The Beach Boys or something? This is not supposed to be a happy song. It's about, like, pain. Couple a' those voices are a little bit off too, but... I'll let you guys finish it up. E Ba ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba A Am Ba ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba E G# C#m A Ba ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba F#m B E Ba ba ba