Super Subtle Folk Song

G C G D G C G The boat was taking on water from a hole D G So I made a second hole to let the water out C G The boat was taking on water from a hole D G So I made a second hole to let the water out C G I couldn’t hear the sailor’s daughter D G C G D G ‘Cause I don’t listen to people when they shrill and they shout C G My brother was being torn apart by panthers D G So I bought a bunch of panthers as pets C G My brother was being torn apart by panthers D G So I should have bought several panthers as pets C G My dad was dying of lung cancer D G So I bought my kids a carton of cigarettes C G You might say that I’m an asshole D G I’m just trying to fit in with my scene C G And while the fire is burning D G Let’s make a bunch more gasoline C G And while the fire is burning D G Let’s make a bunch more gasoline C G D G C G D G C G And if I drove a car here D G I’m a hypocrite, I shouldn’t have nothing to say C G And if I didn’t drive a car here D G You probably wish I would shut up anyway C G The only people with a right to an opinion D G Are the friends of the oil companies C G Let’s have another benefit for the victims of the symptoms D G C G D G Where it’s forbidden to speak of the disease C G Future people will think that we are assholes D G We were just trying to fit in with our scene C G And while the fire is burning D G Let’s make a bunch more gasoline C G And while the fire is burning D G Let’s make a bunch more gasoline C And while the fire is burning G D G Let’s improve our capacity to ship more gasoline ----------- G C G D G C G The boat was taking on water from a hole G D So I made a second hole to let the water out G C G The boat was taking on water from a hole G D So I made a second hole to let the water out G C I couldn’t hear the sailor’s daughter G D G C G D ‘Cause I don’t listen to people when they shrill and they shout G C My brother was being torn apart by panthers G D So I bought a bunch of panthers as pets G C My brother was being torn apart by panthers G D So I should have bought several panthers as pets G C My dad was dying of lung cancer G D So I bought my kids a carton of cigarettes G C You might say that I’m an asshole G D I’m just trying to fit in with my scene G C And while the fire is burning G D Let’s make a bunch more gasoline G C And while the fire is burning G D Let’s make a bunch more gasoline G C G D G C G D G C And if I drove a car here G D I’m a hypocrite, I shouldn’t have nothing to say G C And if I didn’t drive a car here G D You probably wish I would shut up anyway G C The only people with a right to an opinion G D Are the friends of the oil companies G C Let’s have another benefit for the victims of the symptoms G D G C G D Where it’s forbidden to speak of the disease G C Future people will think that we are assholes G D We were just trying to fit in with our scene G C And while the fire is burning G D Let’s make a bunch more gasoline G C And while the fire is burning G D Let’s make a bunch more gasoline G C And while the fire is burning G D G Let’s improve our capacity to ship more gasoline