Hustle Advisory

G D C D G When I was a much younger man, I went to the university G D C D G I tried super hard to understand until I had a big epiphany G D C D G I cried “none of you people can really be trusted, you’re not searching for enlightenment” G D C D G “All of you people are just running a hustle to try to pay the rent” G D C D G And then a genial professor of history took my arm and he took me aside G D C D G He said “I guess you’ve seen through the mystery, you must be very clever”, he lied G D C D G “But did it ever occur to you, son, in your search for the truth to be spilled” G D C D G “If I ever really thought that you could hurt this institution, I would pay someone to have you killed” G D C D G Don’t you know it’s nothing personal, you seem like a reasonable man G D C D G But if you f**k with my hustle, I will get you if I can G D C D G I went out into the world to start perusing it with my new hustle glasses on G D C D G Suddenly, a whole lot of confusing shit had a clear explanation G D C D G I saw a hustle there, a hustle here, everybody seemed to have at least one G D But I soon found the people that you’ve really got to fear C D G Are the ones who don’t know they’ve a hustle going on G D C D G Don’t you know it’s nothing personal, you seem like a reasonable man (seem like a reasonable man) G D C D G But if you f**k with my hustle, I will get you if I can C G And Jesus was a hustler, when he walked upon the water C G And the money changers looked up at him, in his lonely wooden tower C G They said, “when you walked into that temple man, what the f**k were you thinking? C G “Don’t you know that money-changing is the way we’re gonna build the future for the children” N.C. (For the children now) C G But Jesus wasn’t listening, as they worked themselves into a lather C G He was busy trying to run a telepathic hustle on his father D Who said, “all men shall be hustlers, until I tell you different” G D C D G Don’t you know it’s nothing personal, you seem like a reasonable man (seem like a reasonable man) G D C D G But if you f**k with my hustle, I will get you if I can G D C D G So now every now and then, a leader comes along, promising a great big change G D C D G He seems so optimistic, he can’t be wrong, with his sunny, sunny ways G D C D G But before you wish him “good luck with your career”, please get him to explain G D C D G Exactly whose hustle shall be fucked with here, and whose hustle shall remain unchanged G D C D G Are you ready to f**k with the Great Hustling Powers, that is the changing test (and if so) G D C D G Maybe they are going to greet you with flowers, but you better get yourself a little Kevlar vest Chorus 4 G D C D G Don’t you know it’s nothing personal, you seem like a reasonable man (seem like a reasonable man) G D C G But if you f**k with my hustle, I will get you, get you, get you, if I can