The Big Five-0

D A D D A Oh the big Five-0 uh-oh it hits you like a bomb A D Your libido is waning and your memory is gone D D7 G You can well-nigh say goodbye to get-up-and-go A D A D How -de-do welcome to the big Five-0 D A The things you used to do all night back when you was 20 A D Still reappear and bring you cheer but twice a year is plenty D D7 G Your mind says "party" and your body says "whoa" A D D7 Grind your gums here comes the big Five-0 G D You got sags of ever-growing size G D You got bags underneath your eyes G D You got a spare tire from all those beers E A You got hair growin' out of your eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeears D A You got a pain in your torso achey-breaky bones A Dizzy spells and moreso gallstones D D7 G It hurts for a week whenever you stub your toe A D A D D7 Tough luck you can't duck the big Five-0 G D You work less before you take a break G D You play less it's hard to stay awake G D You put less strain upon your heart E A The only thing you do more of is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart D A Yeow stay away from women stay away from sports A Is your hair all grey and thinnin'? you bet your boxer shorts you better D D7 G Watch your diet eat real slow A You got all you're ever gonna get careful not to work up a sweat A Don't get upset take another Tagamet you're gonna regret you ever met D A D A D The big Five-0