Barf Construction

G D A D D G D Well we build houses ever' which way and we could build one for you G D E A Sometimes we build 'em in a single day and sometimes it takes two D G D We don't use no building codes and we never do nothin' wrong G D A D D7 We just pick up the tools and make up the rules as we go along G D A D For the fastest job yessiree Bob call 1-800-HEAVE G D E A We got a hundred and six short-cut tricks up our sleeve G D A D When you're in a big hurry no time to worry about building codes yup G D A D G D A D Come to BAR.F Construction we'll throw it up D G D Our number one foreman's name is Chuck give him a call G D E A He's the BAR.F Construction muckamuck head of us all D G D So if you want a house of your own you're in luck G D A D D7 Just pick up the telephone and call up Chuck G D A D For the fastest job yessiree Bob call 1-800-HEAVE G D E A We got a hundred and six short-cut tricks up our sleeve G D A D When you're in a big hurry no time to worry about building codes yup G D A D G D A D Come to BAR.F Construction we'll throw it up D G D Well we're number one in affordable homes rebuilt or new G D E A Cause we go fourth class and then we pass the savings on to you D G D Our walls are made of cardboard instead of wood G D A D D7 It goes up faster than two-by-fours and looks just as good G D A D For the fastest job yessiree Bob call 1-800-HEAVE G D E A We got a hundred and six short-cut tricks up our sleeve G D A D When you're in a big hurry no time to worry about building codes yup G D A D G D A D Come to BAR.F Construction we'll throw it up D G D Our crew is the fastest by far skinny kids in their teens G D E A They don't eat nothin' but candy bars and methamphetamines D G D They don't whistle while they work and they don't talk about sport G D A D D7 They just power for 50 cents an hour and all they can snort G D A D For the fastest job yessiree Bob call 1-800-HEAVE G D E A We got a hundred and six short-cut tricks up our sleeve G D A D When you're in a big hurry no time to worry about building codes yup G D A D G D A D Come to BAR.F Construction we'll throw it up G D A D G D A D Yeah BAR.F Construction we'll throw it up