Since My Baby Turned Gay

G D G G C G My whole world has gone downhill since my baby turned gay G A D Everything was fine until she went the other way G C I don't sleep like I know I should I don't enjoy my livelihood G D G And nothin' don't taste as good since my baby turned gay G C G I give my heart to her and then my baby went away G A D She run off with a carpenter name of Lucy Mae G C My pride's shattered and my ego's shrunk all I wanna do is get sloppy drunk G D G G7 I never ever ever woulda thunk my baby'd turn gay C G My centerfold done hit the road woe is me C A D It's a cruel world cause I'm a fool for girls and so is she G C G I'm never gonna be the same as yesterday G A D I don't know who to blame dang it anyway G C I wash my own laundry now cook my own greasy chow G D G I sit alone and wonder how come my baby turned gay