He Bit Him On The Ear

G D G C G D G Well last Saturday night I stayed up late C G Paid the premium cable rate to watch D A great heavy weight title 'bout G They was sluggin' each other with all of their might C Muggin' and a thuggin' with rugged delight G D And the fellow on the right G Spit his mouth piece out G C And he bit him on the ear oh dear G What a weird thing to happen to the champion D In the middle of the ring G He jumped up and down in the third round C And there was his ear all red and brown G Lyin' on the ground D G Like the tip of Johnny Bobbitt's thing G The referee stepped in to stop the fight C Explained to the fellow you don't s'posed to bite G D Cause that ain't right do I make myself clear? G The fellow said "Ref, you see that cut" C And the Ref said "yeah well so what?" G D He hit me in the head with his butt G So I bit him on the ear G C Yeah he bit him on the ear right here G D Seriously jeopardizing his career G They're all yellin' and swearin' and the other commotion C I could see it all again in slow motion G D G And yup he bit him on the ear A D Then he bit him on the other ear oh Mother dear A He didn't care who's the winner E He just wants this guy for dinner I fear A D This fight is over complete A D History done with fini A D Gonna put it on your record as a defeat A D They's no more appendages to eat A D Pull you license and your teeth A D A D E Cause you're irresponsible I repeat irresponsible indiscreet E A D A D E A Cause you bit him on the ear