Dr Kevorkian

G C Do you lack energy, do you feel blue? G D Does your head ache? Do your back and your belly ache too? G G7 C Do your knees and your elbows squeak like a rusty ol' hinge? G D Have you lost your competitive edge? G C Well come and see Dr. Kevorkian 'cause he been trained G D To take away all o' your pain G C He got one part carbon he got one part oxygen D G D G And you're never ever gonna have to see another doctor again G C He won't poke you in the ear drum he won't hammer on your knee G D He won't make you pick up no plastic cup and fill it up with pee G C You don't have to ride no treadmill you can leave on your pants G D But s'il vous plait right away please pay in advance G C When you go see Dr. Kevorkian 'cause he been trained G D To take away all o' your pain G C He got one part carbon he got one part oxygen D G D G And you're never ever gonna have to see another doctor again Instr equal to a verse G C G D G C G D G C So tell your troubles adieu and don't forget G D When Dr. K he fixes you it's permanent G C Independent studies they have ascertained G D Not one single solitary patient has ever complained G C After they saw Dr. Kevorkian 'cause he been trained G D To take away all o' your pain G C He got one part carbon he got one part oxygen D G No you're never ever gonna have to see another doctor again D G C G D G You are never ever gonna have to see another doctor again