The Great Worm Race

G/D G/D D A/D C/D G/D Gm6/D A7 G A7 D I heard of this colossal small town worm race G A7 Bm D7 In Toowomba Queensland very far away G A Bm A G I think they're rather sending up the Melbourne Cup Em7 A7 D Because they hold it on exactly the same day G A7 D I'll go to the TAB, and I'll lay down some money G A7 D As for the Melbourne Cup I can not go there G A7 Bm D7 At the Melbourne Cup you gotta dress up fancy G A7 D G/D D And I've not a thing appropriate to wear. I'm goin' to the D A/D C/D G/D Gm6/D D Crow's Nest Queensland Worm Race. I've got the G A7 D Fastest worm in Melbourne watch her/him run. Goin' to the D A/D C/D G/D Gm6/D D Crow's Nest Queensland Worm Racе G A7 Bm Em7/B A7/C# D Gonna take my winner, Slimy Two Five Onе G A7 D Training for the race in my back garden G A7 Bm D7 Learning who is fast and who is slow G A7 Bm A G The fast worms get to party in a private jar Em A7 D And as for the slow ones, back in the bin they go G A7 D Qualifying heats I've found my fastest G A7 D D/F# From my landlady's composting bin G A7 Bm D7 Couldn't name them all, so they're all called "Slimy." G A7 D Number 251 is for the win. Goin' to the D A/D C/D G/D Gm6/D D Crow's Nest Queensland Worm Race. I've got the G A7 D Fastest worm in Melbourne watch her/him run. Goin' to the D A/D C/D G/D Gm6/D D Crow's Nest Queensland Worm Racе G A7 Bm Em7/B A7/C# D Gonna take my winner, Slimy Two Five Onе G A7 D I tried 3 meter worms from Korumburra G A7 Bm D7 But Eisinia Fetida is the way to go G A Bm A G My little Slimies left their arses in the dust Em7 A7 D Being so massive, bound to make them slow. G A7 D In these troubled times I cannot go to Crow's Nest G A7 D 'Cos it's too many kilometres from here G A7 Bm D7 So I'll have a few friends over in the back yard G A7 D I'll have 'em place their bets and drink some beer. We're gonna have the... D A/D C/D G/D Gm6/D D Brunswick Melbourne Worm Race G A7 Can your worm beat my Slimy? Oh what fun. We are at the D A/D C/D G/D Gm6/D D Brunswick Melbourne Worm Race G A7 Bm Em/B A7/C# D The winner's always Slimy Two Five One G A7 Bm Em/B A7/C# D The winner's always Slimy Two Five One Em/B A7/C# D Two Five One Em/B A7/C# D Two Five One