Granny On Rollerblades

Introduction N.C A C E7 E7 E7 Well, roll granny, roll, granny skate on by… Well, my A A7 Granny’s got an old pair of roller blades D7 A7 She got ‘em long before I was born B7 B7 They look so funky; they’re from days gone by E7 E7 So beat-up faded, retro, and worn D7 D7 Roll, granny, roll, granny, skate on by A7 A Look at my granny go B7 B7 With pads on her knees and her elbows and wrists E7 E7 E7 E7 So she doesn’t have to go too slow A A7 Granny, granny please be careful, yeah D7 A7 Granny, granny please don’t trip B7 B7 Your bones ain’t as young as they used to be: E7 E7 We wouldn’t want you breakin’ your hip D7 D7 Roll, granny, roll, granny, skate on by A7 A Look at my granny go B7 B7 With pads on her knees and her elbows and wrists E7 E7 E7 E7 So she doesn’t have to go too slow A A7 All the other grannies bakin’ cookies all day; D7 A7 All the other grannies like to knit B7 B7 My granny gets up on her roller blades E7 E7 She says she isn’t ever gonna quit D7 D7 Roll, granny, roll, granny, skate on by A7 A Look at my granny go B7 B7 With pads on her knees and her elbows and wrists E7 D7 So she doesn’t have to go too slow Instr interlude G G7 C7 G7 A7 A7 D7 D7 C7 C7 G7 G A7 A7 D7 E7 A A7 Those relics need to be in a museum, yeah D7 A7 The plastic’s stiff and crumbling like dirt B7 B7 One day her boot blew up and her foot popped out E7 E7 And she took a spill and shredded her shirt D7 D7 Roll, granny, roll, granny, skate on by A7 A Look at my granny go B7 B7 With pads on her knees and her elbows and wrists E7 E7 E7 E7 So she doesn’t have to go too slow A A7 Granny maybe you should heed the warning sign D7 A7 Maybe stop behavin’ so insane B7 B7 “Hell, no! with this premium duct tape I got E7 E7 I’ll patch ‘em up and make ‘em right as rain.” D7 D7 Roll, granny, roll, granny, skate on by A7 A Look at my granny go B7 B7 With pads on her knees and her elbows and wrists E7 A So she doesn’t have to go too slow E7 A6 So she doesn’t have to go too slow