Rejected Old Bay Jingle

N.C. Old Bay Old Bay Old Bay Old Bay 1, 2, 3, 4! A If you're from Baltimore A Then you know the score D C Everything tastes better G A With a little Old Bay A Put it on crabs, chips, and fries A Nuggets, pretzels D The eyes of the guy you despise C G A Leave him blind but tasty! A Dm Put it on anything and everything Dm A Put it on everything! A I got a cut on my hand A D I mean I cut off my hand D Put some Old Bay on it C G A And now it's a crab claw A Now I'm one with the sea A D But I can't do laundry D Dm My mother doesn't love me A And I can't practice law A I lost my house and my friends A D Got no money to spend D Dm This crab claw is the end A Of my future A I end up in an alley A Super cold and lonely Dm But who's that? Willoughby? Dm The founder of McCormick?! A My vision gives me a tin A My new life will now begin Dm Old Bay cleansing me from sin Dm Old Bay is my religion A Now I preach Chesapeake A Go on corners just to speak Dm The Gospel of McCormick: Dm PUT IT ON EVERYTHING!! N.C. Put it on everything! Old Bay