Sergeant Wheres Mine

D G D A D D G D I'm lyin' in bed, I'm in room twenty-six A Thinkin' oan things that I've done D G D Like drinkin' wi' squaddies an' bullin' my boots A D I'm countin' the medals I've won D G D These hospital wards they're aw' drab lookin' joints A But the ceiling's as much as I see D G D It could dae with a wee touch o' paper or paint A D But then again, mibbie that's me G D A Oh sergeant, is this the ad-venture ye meant when I pit my name doon oan the line D G D A D All yer talk of computers an' sunshine an' skis oh, I'm askin' ye sergeant, where's mine D G D I've a brother in Glasgow wi' long, curly hair A When I joined up he said I wis daft D G D He says shootin' strangers jist isnae his game A D That brother of mine isnae saft G D A Oh sergeant, is this the ad-venture ye meant when I pit my name doon oan the line D G D A D All yer talk of computers an' sunshine an' skis oh, I'm askin' ye sergeant, where's mine D G D But I can pit up wi' maist things I've done in ma time D A I can even put up with the pain D G D But whit dae ye dae with a gun in yer haun D A D When yer faced wi' a hundred odd wains G D A Oh sergeant, is this the ad-venture ye meant when I pit my name doon oan the line D G D A D All yer talk of computers an' sunshine an' skis oh, I'm askin' ye sergeant, where's mine A D G D Yeah I'm askin' ye sergeant, where's mine