Masturbation Song Faith

B when i caught you in the gents playing with part of your body E B i know not everybody is a wanker like you B and when i pulled out my cuffs you thought that i was kinky E E pulled out your tinky winky and said watcha gonna do E B youve got to reconsider your foolish motions E B pick your underpants up off the floor E B G#m ive got my squad car waiting stop masturbating C#m F# spread your 2 legs george and put your hands against the wall B cause you had to masturbate B you had to masturbate B you had to masturbate bate bate you had to masturbate B when they took you to the cells you said you wanted a favor E B you needed some toilet paper cause you missed your underpants B and when they took you to the court they said please raise your right hand E B you said sorry i cant cause ive got wankers cramp E B youve got to reconsider your foolish motions E B pick your underpants up off the floor E B G#m ive got my squad car waiting stop masturbating C#m F# spread your 2 legs george and put your hands against the wall B cause you had to masturbate B you had to masturbate B you had to masturbate bate bate you had to masturbate