Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be

C Oh dear what can the matter be? G I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry. C I've no been since two weeks last Saturday. G C I know who's hidin' in there! C y name's Shug McGlumpher and I live up this close. G I'll tell ye a story. I promise it's nae boast. C During the power cut, I saw a big ghost. G C Naebody knows that he's there. C Oh dear what can the matter be? G I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry. C I've no been since two weeks last Saturday. G C I know who's hidin' in there! C e'd two big red eyes. On his head was a dent, man; G Big hairy horns, and his neck was all bent, man. C My mammy says he sounds just like the rent man, G C But I know who's hiding in there. C Oh dear what can the matter be? G I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry. C I've no been since two weeks last Saturday. G C I know who's hidin' in there!