Divorce

G C G Our little dog is six years old and he's smart as any damn kid G A D But when you mention the V.ET. he damn near flips his lid G C G Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm C G D G These are words that make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm G C G His Q.U.AR.AN.T.I.N.E starts today G A D Coz he bit the V.ET. and then he ran away G C G He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them bit me C G D G And that's why I am gonna get a DI.V.O.R.CE G C G She shouted "get him Rover," and he jumped over, and bit my L.EG G A D She sank her teeth in my BU.M. and called me an effin C G C G Well, I'm telling you, that was my cue, to get O.FF - ski C G D G And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new BI.R.D G C G Oh yes, his Q.U.AR.AN.T.I.N.E starts today G A D Both my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away G C G That's why I spell out all of these words, so as my dog can't hear C G D G Oh, I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.ER. queer C G D G Oh yes, I must admit my dog is acting Q.U.ER. queer