My Mommy Drives A Dumptruck

C G D G My mommy drives a dump truck; my daddy washes clothes C G D G Mops the floors, cleans the doors, the cabinets, and my nose C G D G Daddy stays at home with me; he changes diapers too C G D G You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to C G D G Mommy holds the door for Dad and always drives the car C G D G Some say they are funny but I don't think they are C G D G Daddy does the dishes and Mommy wears a tie C G D G Mommy goes to work each day and Dad makes apple pie C G D G My mommy drives a dump truck; my daddy washes clothes C G D G Mops the floors, cleans the doors, the cabinets, and my nose C G D G Daddy stays at home with me; he changes diapers too C G D G You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to C G D G Mommy reads the paper while Daddy sews my clothes C G D G He brings her coffee late at night; smells pretty as a rose C G D G But Mommy has an ulcer and I know this might sound weird C G D G But she didn't yell at me as much before she grew her beard C G D G My mommy drives a dump truck; my daddy washes clothes C G D G Mops the floors, cleans the doors, the cabinets, and my nose C G D G Daddy stays at home with me; he changes diapers too C G D G You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to C G D G You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to