Dont Put Your Finger Up Your Nose

A Don't put your finger up your nose D 'Cause your nose knows it's not the place it goes E You can sniffle, you can sneeze, But I'm asking you please, A Don't put your finger up your nose A Don't stick your finger in your ear D 'Cause then your ear will find it hard to hear. E You can pull it, you can tug it, But please don't plug it A Don't stick your finger in your ear A Don't stick your finger down your throat D Cause that will just make you start to choke E Then up will come your dinner And you'll start to look much thinner A Don't stick your finger down your throat E A At least not in front of me