Ive Got A Dog And My Dogs Name Is Cat

G C G I've got a dog and my dog's name is Cat D Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that G C G But not only that, I've got a cat D G And Cat's name is dog like dog's name is Cat G C G Now with my dog Cat and my cat Dog D I confuse who's who the cat or the dog G C G Now I bet you think that′s pretty absurd-- D G But wait till you hear about my fish, Bird G C G I've got a dog and my dog's name is Cat D Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that G C G But not only that, I've got a cat D G And Cat's name is dog like dog's name is Cat G C G Now, my fish Bird lives in my fish tank D Next to my pet goose who goes "Hank-Hank" G C G Now listen to me and just hear this: D G I′ve got a bird and I call him Fish G C G I've got a dog and my dog's name is Cat D Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that G C G But not only that, I've got a cat D G And Cat's name is dog like dog's name is Cat G C G With my goose, my bird, my dog, fish, and cat D People all stare when I tip my hat G C G Well it's strange as can be when we walk in the park D G Stranger still when the cat starts to bark G C G I've got a dog and my dog's name is Cat D Bet you never heard a thing half as crazy as that G C G But not only that, I've got a cat D G And Cat's name is dog like dog's name is Cat Then just "Boom chicka" for the rest of the song over the chorus chords one last time