My Old Heart 2019
- Stephen Lynch
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS:
A Asus4 B C#m E G
e]---0-----0-----x-----4-----0-----3---|
B]---2-----3-----4-----5-----0-----0---|
G]---2-----2-----4-----6-----1-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----4-----6-----2-----0---|
A]---0-----0-----2-----4-----2-----2---|
E]---------------------------0-----3---|
INTRO:
||: E / / A | E / / A :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
E A E
When I'm dead and gone
A C#m A E
Before I'm buried, promise me
E A E
Give my eyes to science
A C#m A E
Then a blind man, he might see
VERSE 2:
E A E
Pump my blood through new veins
A C#m A E
May it answer someone's prayers
E A E
Anyone not breathing
A C#m A E
Let these lungs give him air
CHORUS 1:
A G E
But leave me my old heart
A C#m B A Asus4
It's useless, don't they know
A G (E)
That you broke it long ago?
TRANSITION 1:
||: E / / A | E / / A :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
E A E
F**k it, grab a kidney
A C#m A E
Give some bald kid my hair
E A E
Couples not conceiving
A C#m A E
Throw my sweet jizz all up in there
VERSE 4:
E A E
Transplant my back fat
A C#m A E
Sell my gold teeth to get rich
E A E
Pull out my large intestine
A C#m A E
Make a jump rope out' that bitch
CHORUS 2:
A G E
Oh, just leave me my old heart
A C#m B A Asus4
'Cause it's dead anyway
A G (E)
Since you fucked my cousin Ray-Ray
TRANSITION 2:
|| E / / A | E / / A ||
INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE:
|| C#m / / A | E / / / | C#m / / A | B / / / |
| C#m / / A | E / / / | B / / / | A / / Asus4 | A / / G |
| E / / A | E / / A | E / / A | E / / A ||
VERSE 5:
E A E
Donate all my fingers
A C#m A E
Except for this one, this one's yours
E A E
My kneecaps might come in handy
A C#m A E
When Ray-Ray's got you on all fours
CHORUS 3:
A G E
Oh, just leave me my old heart
A C#m B A Asus4
I need it one the day
A G (E)
The day I f**k Ray-Ray's bae named AJ
OUTRO:
||: E / / A | E / / A :|| (x2)
|| E ||
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2. A ( B i r t h d a y ) S o n g F o r Y o u
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS:
A Asus4 Bm D Em7 Em7* G Gmaj7/F#
e]---0-----0-----2-----2-----0-----3-----3-----3---|
B]---2-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3---|
G]---2-----2-----4-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----4-----0-----2-----2-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----0-----2-----------------2-----2-----x---|
E]---------------------------------0-----3-----2---|
INTRO (repeated throughout various sections of the song):
D Em7
e]--------------3p0------------------2--0-----------|
B]-----3--------------3-----------3-----------3-----|
G]-----------2-----------2-----0-----------------0--|
D]--0-----------------------2-----------------------| (x4)
A]--------------------------------------------------|
E]--------------------------------------------------|
||: D / / / | Em7 / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
D Em7
Maggots eat your rotting flesh up
D Em7
Flies lay their eggs in your hair
D Em7
Bones will turn to dust and ashes
D Em7
And the universe won't care
PRE-CHORUS 1:
G Gmaj7/F# Em7*
You'll de- -cay
G Gmaj7/F# Em7*
And all that you've done fade away
G Gmaj7/F# Em7* Asus4
I guess what I'm trying to say, is
CHORUS 1:
D Em7
Happy Birthday
D Em7
Happy Birthday
TRANSITION 1:
||: D / / / | Em7 / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 2:
D Em7
Living is a brutal struggle
D Em7
Slogging toward some endless nap
D Em7
Soon the sun will boil the oceans
D Em7
Here's a gift card from the GAP
PRE-CHORUS 2:
G Gmaj7/F# Em7*
We suf- -fer, we ache
G Gmaj7/F# Em7*
We've all got the death march to make
G Gmaj7/F# Em7* Asus4
Life's pointless but, hey, who wants cake?
CHORUS 2:
D Em7
Happy Birthday
D Em7
Happy Birthday
BRIDGE:
Bm G D A
Another year, another year, another year and another year
Bm G D A
Then another year, another year, another year and another year
Bm G D A
Then another year, then another year, then another year, then another year
Bm G D A (D)
Then another year, then another year, then another year, then another fucking year
TRANSITION 2:
||: D / / / | Em7 / / / :|| (x4)
VERSE 3:
D Em7
Red balloons and paper streamers
D Em7
Party hat on top' your head
D Em7
Make a wish and blow out candles
D Em7
That reminds me, God is dead
PRE-CHORUS 3:
G Gmaj7/F# Em7*
And so are we
G Gmaj7/F# Em7*
We're nothing eventu- -ally
G Gmaj7/F# Em7* Asus4
The cat calendar is from me
CHORUS 3:
D Em7
Happy Birthday
D Em7
Happy Birthday
D Em7
Happy Birthday
D Em7
Happy Birthday...
D
To you (and Mandy Moore)
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3. S w e a t y D o l l a r B i l l s
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 3rd Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
C D D/F# Em G
e]---0-----2----(2)----0-----3---|
B]---1-----3-----3-----0-----0---|
G]---0-----2-----2-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----0-----0-----2-----0---|
A]---3-----------x-----2-----2---|
E]---------------2-----0-----3---|
INTRO:
||: Em / D/F# / | G / C / | Em / D/F# / | G / / / :|| (x2)
|| G / / / ||
VERSE 1:
Em D/F# G C
It's time to hang up my G-string
Em D/F# G C
It's time to throw those chaps away
Em D/F# G C
My skin is sagging, my tan is faded
Em D/F# G
My stuff is old and grey
TRANSITION 1:
|| Em / D/F# / | G / C / | Em / D/F# / | G / / / ||
VERSE 2:
Em D/F# G C
Exotic dancing was my calling
Em D/F# G C
Bionic hips and thunder dick
Em D/F# G C Em
But Father Time, he bought a private dance
D/F# G
And it was over quick
CHORUS 1:
C G
Goodbye bachelorette shows
C Em D
Goodbye soccer mom's dirty thrills
C G D/F#
Goodbye monthly gay nights
Em D C
And goodbye crank and pills
Em D C
Bought with sweaty dollar bills
TRANSITION 2:
||: Em / D/F# / | G / C / | Em / D/F# / | G / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
Em D/F# G C
The younger dancers started teasing
Em D/F# G C
They called me "Gramp's leather sack"
Em D/F# G C
I hit the stage with righteous fury
Em D/F# G
...and threw out my back
CHORUS 2:
C G
Goodbye suggestive thrusting
C Em D
Goodbye "Thong Song" giving me chills
C G D/F#
Goodbye classy bow tie
Em D C
Oh, and matching vest with frills
Em D C
Bought with sweaty dollar bills
BRIDGE:
D C
Now I must lose my pretensions
D C
Bronzer and blonde hair extensions
D C
I'll miss the people and places
D C
Grinding in drunk ladies' faces
TRANSITION 2:
||: D / / / | / / / / | C / / / | / / / / :|| (x3)
|| D / / / | / / / / | / / / / | ||
VERSE 4:
Em D/F# G C
So I toss my leather armband
Em D/F# G C
And feather earring to the floor
Em D/F# G C
A single tear streaks my cheek as
Em D/F# G
I walk out the door
CHORUS 3:
C G D
Hello reinvention
C Em D
Hello learning new skills
C G D/F#
Hello younger dancers
Em D C
I'll sell you crank and pills
Em D C
For your sweaty dollar bills
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4. O m a h a ( N e i l Y o u n g R i p - o f f 2 )
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C Cmaj9/B D G
e]---0-----0-----0-----2-----3---|
B]---1-----1-----1-----3-----0---|
G]---2-----0-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----0-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2-----------2---|
E]---------------------------3---|
INTRO:
|| Am / D / | Am / D / | Am / D | G / C ||
VERSE 1:
Am D Am D
"Omaha"? "Bluebird"?
Am D G C
She's got her whole fist inside me and I forgot my safe word
Am D Am D
Is it "Hamilton"? Or "Aaron Burr"?
Am D G C
Every time I get it wrong, it's another inch deeper, oh Jesus...
TRANSITION 1:
|| Am / D / | Am / D / | Am / D | G / C ||
VERSE 2:
Am D Am D
Is it "Cumberbatch"? Or "Babadook"?
Am D G C
It's kinda hard to concentrate when you're hanging from an old meat hook
Am D Am D
Is it "stop"? Why would it be?
Am D G C
I asked her for a hint but she just took a piss on me, oh Jesus...
TRANSITION 2:
|| Am / D / | Am / D / | Am / D | G / C ||
VERSE 3:
Am D Am D
Maybe it's "rock"? Maybe it's "roll"?
Am D G C
Maybe it's "Please don't slide that rod into my penis hole"?
Am D Am D
It's not "help", it's not "dear God"
Am D G C
I found that one out when she hit me with the cattle prod, oh Jesus...
BRIDGE:
Am D G C (C Cmaj9/B)
Now I feel so empty, and torn up inside
Am D G C
Not from guilt but from that fist she made me ride
C Am G D
It's still in there, it's not going until the safe word, I be knowing
C Am G D
But I'm blanking, and she's laughing, and her forearm's about half in
C Am
And this was my first time, I'm newly Christened
G D
When she talked safe words, I should've listened
C Am
But I was distracted, watch her undressing
G D
The f**k am I singing? Get back to guessing
TRANSITION 3:
|| Am / D / | Am / D / | Am / D | G / C ||
VERSE 5/OUTRO:
Am D Am D
Is it "whip"? Is it "plume"?
Am D G C
Is it "chair"? No, I know it's not, I'm just naming shit that I see in this room
Am D Am D
I give up, "S.O.S."
Am D G
She's got her high heel on my throat and now I'm losing conscious-
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5. D e n i a l
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 5th Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
C D Em F G
e]---0-----2-----0-----1-----3---|
B]---1-----3-----0-----1-----0---|
G]---0-----2-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----0-----2-----3-----0---|
A]---3-----------2-----3-----2---|
E]---------------0-----1-----3---|
INTRO:
||: Em / F / | C / / / | Em / F / | C / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
Em F
I bought my first full-length mirror
C Em
Set it up and stood there naked looking at myself
F C
And now I want to blow my brains out
Em F C
The man I was has been replaced, now out of shape
Em F
A growing waistline, big love handles, lady hips
C
Man, what is that about?
PRE-CHORUS 1:
G F C
I was wrong for all these years
G F C
Trusting my houses other mirrors
D
Now the truth is clear as day
D F
I've got to throw that full-length one away...
CHORUS 1:
(F) Em F C
I'm in denial, denial
Em F C
Yeah, I'm in denial, denial
VERSE 2:
Em F C
Driving down the street, I pass the hourly hotel
Em F
And saw my wife inside a room with some guy
C
She was getting paid
Em F C
Straight into the room, I flew, and said
Em F
"I can't believe that you have taken on a second job here
C
as a hotel maid"
PRE-CHORUS 2:
G F C
What a selfless act of love
G F C
You're my angel from above
D
She said "Yeah, sure, and this is John"
D F
As she pulled her underwear back on...
CHORUS 2:
(F) Em F C
I'm in denial, denial
Em F C
Yeah, I'm in denial, denial
Em F C
Man, just shut up and smile, smile
Em F C
'Cause it's safer in deni-i-al
TRANSITION:
||: Em / F / | C / / / | Em / F / | C / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
Em F C
2016 was Orlando and Harambe and Aleppo
Em F C
And Mohammed Ali, Prince and Shandling, dead at 66
Em F C
England's shocking vote for Brexit, Bowie made his final exit
Em F C
Man, I thought this year so far has sucked a bunch of dicks
PRE-CHORUS 3:
G F C
Surely the rest will turn out great
G F C
Cut to Tuesday, November 8
D
I laughed, his odds are none to slim
D F
Who'd be shit enough to vote for him
CHORUS 3:
(F) Em F C
I was in denial, denial
Em F C
Now we're all in denial, denial
Em F C
Man, this fucking world is vile, it's vile
Em F C
But it's safer in deni-i-al
Em F C
It's safer in deni-i-al
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6. S u m m e r S o n g
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C G
e]---0-----0-----3---|
B]---1-----1-----0---|
G]---2-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2---|
E]---------------3---|
INTRO:
||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
G C Am
The hum of a few honey bees
C G C Am
Barely the whisper of a magnolia breeze
C G C Am
Ci- -cadas chirp in their trees
C G C Am C
Summer Song, Summer Song
VERSE 2:
G C Am
Cold lemonade every night
C G C Am
Why don't we skinny-dip in the moonlight?
C G C Am
Swat my sweaty neck - mosquito bite
C G C Am C
Summer Song, Summer Song
TRANSITION 1:
||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
G C Am
Kids all barefoot, short bridges
C G C Am
I watch them running through fields and ditches
C G C Am
Oh Lord this mosquito bite itches
C G C Am C
Summer Song, Summer Song
VERSE 4:
G C Am
Okay this is no mosquito bite
C G C Am
It's swollen up and infected, and I don't feel right
C G C Am
Must have been a spider or some poisonous mite
C G C Am C
Summer Song, Summer Song
TRANSITION 2:
||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 5:
G C Am
I require immediate care
C G C Am
Somebody call an ambulance please
C G C Am
Homemade ice cream and tire swings
C G C Am C
Summer Song, Summer Song
VERSE 6:
G C Am
I feel like my blood is on fire
C G C Am
Sweet baby Jesus, my blood is on fire
C G C Am
Swimming hole and my blood is on fire
C G C Am C
Summer Song, fire blood
TRANSITION 3:
||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 7:
G C Am
Where the f**k is that ambulance?
C G C Am
I am becoming seriously concerned
C G C Am
I'm also starting to hallucinate
C G C Am C
Summer squash, Cumberbatch
VERSE 8:
G C Am
I can't believe this is how it ends
C G C Am
Please tell me ex-wife I still lover her
C G C Am
I don't even care about her and Ray-Ray
C G C Am C
...Yes, I do, summer whore
VERSE 9:
G C Am
I should have hung out more with my kids
C G C Am
Especially Todd, who's had a rough time
C G C Am
Methamphetamine's a son of a bitch
C G C Am C
Skinny jeans, Shonda Rhimes
TRANSITION 4:
||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2)
BRIDGE:
G C Am C
Oh my God, I'm burning up, I'm burning up
G C Am C
My blood is on fire, my blood is on fire
G C Am C
I don't wanna die, wanna die, don't wanna die, but I'm gonna die
G C Am C
And I'm coming, I'm coming, sweet Jesus, I'm coming!
OUTRO:
G C Am
So here we are two hours later
C G C Am
Turns out I just had low blood sugar
C G C Am
The paramedics gave me cold lemonade
C G C Am
And laughed at me, which was wrong
C G C Am
Called me "pussy", but I am strong
C G C Am
And I will sing my Summer Song
C G
My Summer Song
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7. T e r r i b l e G h o s t
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 5th Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
Am Asus4 Bb C Dm Em Em7 F G Gsus4 G7/F G/D
e]---0-----0-----x-----0-----1-----0-----3-----1----(3)---(3)----3-----3---|
B]---1-----3-----3-----1-----3-----0-----3-----1-----3-----1-----3-----3---|
G]---2-----2-----3-----0-----2-----0-----0-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----3-----2-----0-----2-----2-----3-----0-----0-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----0-----1-----3-----------2-----2-----3-----2-----2-----x---------|
E]---------------------------------0-----0-----1-----3-----3-----1---------|
INTRO:
||: C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / / Asus4 :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
C Em Am C
Oh, I can't even wish for death, 'cause I drew my last breath
Em Am Asus4
About a thousand years ago
C Em Am C
And now all I can do is roam around somebody else's home
Em Am
Haunting people I don't know
CHORUS 1:
F G
I get sad every night
F Gsus4
And I look bad wearing white
G (C)
I'm a terrible ghost
TRANSITION 1:
||: C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / / / :||
A really terrible ghost
VERSE 2:
C Em Am C
How I wish that I could quit, 'cause I hate all this spooky shit
Em Am Asus4
I'd rather smoke a bowl instead
C Em Am C
I don't mean to be untoward, but man, f**k a Ouija board
Em Am
I think I'll just go back to bed
CHORUS 2:
F G
And have a cry, watch TV
F Gsus4
My dad was right, he always said I'd be
G (C)
Such a terrible ghost
TRANSITION 2:
||: C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / F / :||
Useless, lazy ghost
BRIDGE:
F G
I dream every night that I've learned how
F G
To scare a child or two
F G
But then, when I wake up, I realise
Dm Bb (C)
I still don't know boo about being a ghost
TRANSITION 3:
||: C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / / / :||
VERSE 3:
C Em Am
All the other ghosts are dicks, cruel to me
C Em Am Asus4
Don't get me started on those chicks, they see right through me
C Em Am Asus4 C
Man, when is it over, this sad, sad song?
Em Am
Oh, eternity? Cool, that's not very long
CHORUS 2:
F G
I don't care, I'm too forlorn
F G
It's not fair, I never asked to be born
G7/F Em7
And dead, then undead
G/D (C)
Like I said, I'm a terrible ghost
OUTRO:
|| C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / / / | C ||
A really terrible ghost, f**k you dad
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8. T a t t o o T o o
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 2nd Fret
CHORDS [relative to capo]:
Am C Cmaj9/B D G
e]---0-----0-----0-----2-----3---|
B]---1-----1-----1-----3-----0---|
G]---0-----0-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----0-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2-----------2---|
E]---------------------------3---|
VERSE 1:
G D C Am
Pokemon, X-Men, here we go a-goddamn-gain...
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
With those queer tattoos, those with queer tattoos
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
Stars and stripes on an eagle's breast, let them foreigners know who's best
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
At queer tattoos, Ameri-queer tattoos
VERSE 2:
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
You got a dreamcatcher, you got infinity, you probably got Hepatitis C
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
From those queer tatoos, those dirty, dirty queer tattoos
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
And that throat tat you think is dope... Nope!
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
It's a queer tattoo, the turtleneck of queer tattoos
INTERLUDE:
||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cmaj9/B | Am / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
Big red heart, your girlfriend's name, and under that your new girlfriend's name
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
In queer tattoo, yeah, you didn't think that through
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
The Celtic cross, yin and yang, the yin means "dark" and the yang means
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
"Dang that's a queer tattoo", not the ones that I would choose
VERSE 4/OUTRO:
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
On your forehead you got a YOLO tat, you want my advice; buy a fucking hat
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
For those queer tattoos, cover up those queer tattoos
G D C Cmaj9/B Am
You got "Carpe Diem", you got "C'est la vie", you got inspiring quotes, here's one from me:
G D C Cmaj9/B Am G
No more queer tattoos, stop it with the queer tattoos
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9. C o c a i n e
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C Em F G
e]---0-----0-----0-----1-----3---|
B]---1-----1-----0-----1-----0---|
G]---0-----0-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----2-----3-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2-----3-----2---|
E]---------------0-----1-----3---|
INTRO:
||: C / / | / / / | Em / / | / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
C Em
She's a Brooklyn punk rocker, he's a Jersey meathead
F G
Nothing in common - it won't last, they said
C Em
He doesn't much like her, she thinks he's a jerk
F G
What keeps them together? What makes it work?
CHORUS 1:
Am Em
Well they both love cocaine
F G
But only from midnight 'til 9
Am Em
Really love that cocaine
F G (C)
They're writing their fairytale line after line, after line
TRANSITION 1:
||: C / / | / / / | Em / / | / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 2:
C Em
Well he gets to chopping, and she grabs the straws
F G
Now they're both wired and grinding their jaws
C Em
They pace and they chainsmoke, and ash in a cup
F G
They got nothing to say but won't shut the f**k up
CHORUS 2:
Am Em
Because of sweet, sweet cocaine
F G
To help them get over the hump
Am Em
Really need me cocaine
F G (C)
Their love ain't no smooth ride - it's bump after bump, after bump
TRANSITION 2:
||: C / / | / / / | Em / / | / / / :|| (x4)
BRIDGE:
C Em
They're sweating and fighting, the morning sun's lurking
C Em
They tried make-up s*x but his dick isn't working
C Em
The coke makes her edgy, and he's getting vicious
C Em
They both want to stop, but it smells so delicious
OUTRO:
C Em
Cocaine (cocaine)
C Em
Cocaine
C Em
Cocaine (cocaine)
C Em
Cocaine
C
Cocaine
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10. D e n z e l
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 5th Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
Am C F G
e]---0-----0-----1-----3---|
B]---1-----1-----1-----0---|
G]---2-----0-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----3-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----3-----2---|
E]---------------1-----3---|
INTRO:
Am G C
e]-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]----------0h1p0-------------0--------------(1)----------1-------1--|
G]----------0h2p0-0-------------0-----------------------0-------0----|
D]----------0h2p0-----------0-----0-------------2h3p2-------0--------|
A]--0-------------------0h2---------3--------------------------------|
E]------------------3------------------------------------------------|
Am G C
e]-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]----------0h1p0-------------0-----------1-1---1---1------------(0)-|
G]----------0h2p0-0-------------0-------0---0---0---0----------(0)---|
D]----------0h2p0-----------0-----0---------2---0---2----------------|
A]--0-------------------0h2---------3-------3---3---3----------------|
E]------------------3------------------------------------------------|
VERSE 1 [Both] + Stephen:
Am G C
Some folks live a single life, so lonely
Am G C
[Thank God I've got you and you've got me]
Am G C
But if we had a pass for one night only
F C G C
[Who'd be on your list? Who'd be on your list? I'll give you three]
CHORUS 1 (Courtney) + Stephen:
F C G Am F C G
(I'll take Rob Lowe, DiCaprio, and Denzel)
F C G Am F C G
And I'll take Anne Hathaway, whoa and Beyoncé, and Denzel...
TRANSITION 1:
||: Am / G / | C / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 2 (Courtney) + Stephen:
Am G C
Why you looking at me funny?
Am G C
You don't think Anne Hathawa- (What the f**k?)
Am G C
I'm man enough to say Denzel's a honey
F C G
And also I'm sorry but I don't subscribe to the hetero-normative idea
F C G
That human sexual expression is binary and one is either
F C G
Gay or straight but rather that one's orientation is more fluid
F C G
And most people identify between the two extremes on a continuum
F C G
So if I saw Denzel at like an airport and he winked at me
F C G C
And walked into a bathroom stall, we both know I would follow him inside
CHORUS 2 [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):
F C G Am F C G
(Anyway), [Jon Snow, and Barack O., and Denzel]
F C G Am
Give me some [Rachel Dratch, and Cumberbatch]
F C G F C G
[And Denzel, and Denzel]
F C G F C G
[And Denzel, and Denzel]
F C G F C G
[And Denzel, and Denzel]
BRIDGE [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):
F C G
And Christian Bale (and Denzel)
F C G
And Chuck Liddell (and Denzel)
F C G
Barbara Mandrell (and Denzel, ooh)
F C G
Denzel (ooh Denzel, ooh)
F C G
Denzel (ooh Denzel, ooh)
F C G
(Denzel,) Denzel, (Denzel,) Denzel, (Denzel) and Lin-Manuel
F C G
(Denzel,) Denzel, (Denzel,) Denzel, (Denzel) and Geri Halliwell
F C G
[Oooh, ooh, oooh,] Denzel
F C G
[Oooh, ooh, oooh,] I love you Big D
F C G
[Oooh, ooh, oooh,] you're the one for me
OUTRO Stephen + (Courtney):
F C G
(Denzel,) Melle Mel, (Denzel,) Melle Mel, (Denzel,) Melle Melle Melle Melle Melle Mel
F C G
(Denzel,) Patti LaBelle, (Denzel,) Norman Fell, (Denzel,) and motherfucking Steve Carell
F C G
(Denzel,) Dave Chappelle, (Denzel,) Richard Hell, (Denzel,) and Kenan and also Kel
F C G
Gizel- -le
F C G
Mansuel- -le
F C G
Harvey Keit- -el
F C G
Denzel
F C G
Denzel
F C G
Denzel...
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11. D e a d S e x y
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C E F G
e]---0-----0-----0-----1-----3---|
B]---1-----1-----0-----1-----0---|
G]---2-----0-----1-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----2-----3-----0---|
A]---0-----3-----2-----3-----2---|
E]---------------0-----1-----3---|
INTRO:
||: Am / E / | Am / E / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
Am E Am E
Hey there, Cleopatra - girl, I'm looking at ya
Am E C G
I like your sweet Egyptian sty- -le
Am E Am E
Forget old Caesar, I'm a proven Pharao pleaser
Am E C G
I'll make you flow like the Ni- -le
CHORUS 1:
F C
I know you're not alive
G E
But baby, that talk is jive
(Am)
You're still dead... sexy
TRANSITION 1:
||: Am / E / | Am / E / :|| (x2)
VERSE 2:
Am E Am E
Hey Jackie O, girl you're good to go
Am E C G
Take off that peacoat and that pill box lid
Am E Am E
I'm no Onassis, but I'm smooth like sweet molasses
Am E C G
I'll rock your world more than Lee Harvey did
CHORUS 2:
F C
Mamma I know you're gone
G E
But I still wanna get it on
(Am)
You're still dead... sexy
TRANSITION 2:
||: Am / E / | Am / E / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
Am E Am E
Hey Lady Di, my oh my oh my
Am E C G
That sexy British accent makes me purr
Am E Am E
Yeah I'm no Royal, but I can still make your blood boil
Am E C G
I'll drive you crazy like that French chauffeur
CHORUS 3:
F C
I know you're underground
G E
But, Your Highness, let's get down
(Am)
You're still dead... sexy
TRANSITION 3:
||: Am / E / | Am / E / :|| (x2)
VERSE 4:
Am E Am E
Hey Marie Curie, baby what's your hurry?
Am E C G
Big science brain got me under your thumb
Am E Am E
Something about ya, I really wanna in-and-out ya
Am E C G
I'll make you glow like plutoniom
CHORUS 4:
F C
I wish you didn't pass
G E
Cause I'd experiment on that ass
Am E Am
You're still dead... sexy
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A n y Q u e s t i o n s ?
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If you have any questions regarding anything in this guide, feel free to message me over here on
Ultimate Guitar. I'll try and respond as quickly as possible, and I'm more than
happy to help out if I can.
Any corrections may also be messaged to me, but I have done my best to double-check (and
triple-check) everything in here.
Thanks for reading guys, I hope this proves useful!
