My Collie Not A Dog

Guitar during the "This is a government health warning" part
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------9-9---8--8--9------9-9---8--8---------------------------------------|
A|-6---6---7---9--9--6----6---7---9--9---------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar during verses/organ solo
   B               E       F#
e|-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-6-x-6-x-----------------------------------------|
B|-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-9-x-9-x-7-x-7-x-----------------------------------------|
G|-x-8-x-8-x-8-x-8-x-9-x-9-x-6-x-6-x-----------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
   E             B             E             F#
e|-x-7-----------x-7-----------x-7-----------x-6-----------------------------|
B|-x-9--x8-then--x-7--x8-then--x-9--x8-then--x-7--x8-------------------------|
G|-x-9-----------x-8-----------x-9-----------x-6-----------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|