Things That Never Cross A Mans Mind

E B7 I need to go shopping; these shoes are all wrong. E Just looked in my closet, not a thing to put on. A A7 I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind. E B7 E Things that never cross a man's mind. E B7 Let’s turn off the TV, now can't we just talk. E Let’s lay here and cuddle, til we both drift off. A A7 If we don't make love, that'll be just fine. E B7 E Things that never cross a man's mind. B7 That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick E There ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it B7 That car is too fast, this beer is too cold E And watchin all this football is sure getting old C#m E C#m A A7 Wish I was workin’ this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line E B7 E N.C. Things that never cross a man's mind. Look at her! E B7 Her lips are too red, her skirt is too tight E Her legs are too long, and those heels are too high A A7 Boy, she looks like the marryin’ kind E B7 E Things that never cross a man's mind.   B7 That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick E There ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it B7 That car is too fast, this beer is too cold E And watchin’ all this football is sure getting old C#m E C#m A A7 Wish I was workin’ this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line E B7 E Things that never cross a man's mind. B7 I feel a little bloated, think I'm fixin’ to start E That movie was good 'cept for the violent parts B7 Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair E I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer C#m E Those curtains clash with the carpet, C#m A A7 A The color scheme is a crime E B7 E Things that never cross a man's mind. E B7 E Things that never cross a man's mind.