A Little Too Country

D G D I was tired of city girls, that ain’t where I’m from G D E A So, I filled out a profile on Down Home Girls dot com D G D They said they found a perfect match, but I’m afraid that she might be G A D Just a little too country for me. D G D I took her out for seafood at the Four-Star upper deck G D E A She asked for mountain oysters, tied a napkin around her neck D G D I said you oughta try the tuna, she said, “Yeah, chicken of the sea”. G A D That’s a little too country for me. G D G D I grew up on a dirt road, we slop hogs and we talk slow G D E A I never thought I’d say these words, “Lord, I do believe G A G A She’s a little too country, just a tad too country G A D She’s a little too country for me”. D G D But man, she was a looker, so I overlooked all that G D E A When she said, “Let’s go parkin’ out behind the laundrymat D G D I couldn’t tell it till I kissed her, but she was missin’ half her teeth G A D That’s a little too country for me. G D G D I’ve shoveled my share of horse dung, ate pigs feet and cow tongue G D E A I’m as far as you can get from high society G A G A She’s a little too country, just a smidgen too country G A D She’s a little too country for me”. D G D I didn’t want to rush to judgement, so I asked her out again G D E A She said, “Drive out to the trailer so you can meet my kin”. D G D Her daddy was her uncle, too; so, her sister was her niece G A D That’s a little too country for me.   G D G D One time I kissed a cousin, no tongue or nothin’ G D E A But this gal had only had one branch on her family tree G A G A That’s a little too country, her brother looked like a monkey G A D That’s a little too country for me”.