Android Ashley

E A I think you're cute my name is Ashley E And I work at the computer store E A That's what I never say to Kyle B The barista at the coffee shop next door E A I watch him sadly from the counter E Where I always pick the wobbly stool E He hands me My latte A And smirks in This hot way B But I just Cannot play cool E A The clear and logical solution E Is to send a robot in my place E A A robot modeled after me except that B She can deal with Kyle face to face E A Been working on her 40 weeks or so E With barely time to sleep or eat E Her parts are Built custom A All that's lеft Are just some B Last circuits I must completе E Android Ashley A C#m I wish I were you B Instructions tell you what to do E A C#m B And if you fail you can't feel blue E Android Ashley A When you're good to go C#m B E A Maybe then at last I'll know C#m B How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0 E A The final chip arrived today so A I install it in the vacant port E A I solder in the last connections Hit the power switch B And pray there's not a short E She whirs to life A Her optic sensors turn my way E I wonder what they see E She holds out Her hand to A Accept my command B Ooh, I have made A brand new me E Android Ashley A C#m I wish I were you B Instructions tell you what to do E A C#m B And if you fail you can't feel blue E Android Ashley A C#m Now you're good to go B E A Maybe soon at last I'll know C#m B How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0 A She walks up to the counter B Run program talk to Kyle C#m Sub-routine order latte B Call function wave and smile A Parse input 'Hey, how are you?' B Play text to voice 'I'm fine' C#m Parse input 'You seem different' B A B C#m B And suddenly I see the flaw in my design A B If I wrote this program perfectly C#m B I won't need to make corrections A B But if Kyle falls for Robot Me C#m B A B C#m B He'll never love my imperfections A So I abort the program B And quickly call her back C#m I start the shutdown process B But then she turns to me A B Before the screen goes black E Human Ashley A I wish I were you C#m B No one can tell you what to do E A C#m B The things you feel are real and true E Human Ashley A C#m Do not envy me B E A You know all that life can be C#m B I wish I knew how it feels to be so free E A So I see Kyle the barista E At the coffee shop he looks my way E I think you're cute A My name is Ashley B And I work at the computer store I say E