Never Kissed A Girl

INTRO-CHORUS G C G I never kissed a girl 'til I went to college G D G She got drunk and cheated on me G C G I never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison G D G Murder in the first degree G C G I'm hung like a mouse and horny as a toad G D G I keep a steady hand on the gun G C G She'd get all revved up and say “Come on in” G D G I'd say “Baby I'm already done” C G I never kissed a girl 'til I went to college D G She got drunk and cheated on me C G I never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison G D G Murder in the first degree On the day I became a man I asked her If everything was alright She said I gave her the most passionate and erotic Twelve seconds of her life I may have treated her bad but she treated me worse But she's sorry now you can bet But I got a new lover and he don't like roses He likes candy bars and cigarettes