Italian Plumber Lawsuit

A D I've been watching the news to see what new excuse E A they have for young people, committing violent acts. A Now they've hit on the truth, its because of all the D E A meanness in the youth and the devils lawyer couldn't even argue the facts. A I've got a friend its such a shame, D he spends his time with the video games E A staring at colored glass, all day A And the plan floats in his brain, D the poor boy's gone half insane E A and i aim, to make the perpetrators pay. E A He spits fire, and eats flowers D E he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms D E A D i am gonna sue, Mario and his Brother Luigi A E A I will make those bastards pay for what they've done. D E A D My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles A E A and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens. Well his room is like a shrine to his partners in crime, there's those strategy books piled up like the Babylon tower. and he swears on the blood of King Koopa, he'll destroy all those dog-gone goombas, his minds so strung out on that flower power. He spits fire, and eats flowers he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms i am gonna sue, Mario and his brother Luigi I will make those bastards pay for what they've done. My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens. Well theres all kinds of video games, that are leading this world to shame, and i for one, im not gonna take it well Ive got a friend who thinks he's Qbert, and one whos gone wild over frogger, and this one he'll only play ms pac-man naked. but Im mostly concerned about that Italian plumber, his princess, and his good for nothin brother, their existence in this world is a disease. But will i do anything about it? I doubt it, I guess we dont need another war with the Japanese! He spits fire, and eats flowers he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms i am gonna sue, Mario and his Brother Luigi I will make those bastards pay for what they've done. My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens. This is a fun little song from a Southern Illinois band with a bluegrass/rockabille sound to it. You can find the song itself on YouTube.