Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar

C G Am E F 2x C So I dip this pen in arsenic E I write a song for every president Am F that wont ever get shot in the face C E And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives Am Head down to the court house F with one chord I level the place C E But... hasn't anybody learned Am F don't ever trust a man who plays guitar C E Am The day I rob a bank's the first day I'm not lying F C to you or me about what I believe C G Am E F 2x C E And if I die then let my gravestone read: (pause) Am F "Rest in P. Funk" cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance C E If I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line Am F they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab (pause) Oh, but... hasn't anybody learned the last to make the moves are the first to say the words C E Am The day I rob a bank's the first day of my life F C as an honest man, an honest man E Am The day I rob a bank's the first day of my life F C as an honest man, an honest man (tap guitar) The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank Is the day I finally get what I deserve End on C