Monkey On A Rock

C C F C I am just a monkey on a rock Am F C I'm just a monkey on a rock C F I swam through my father's c**k C Am G C I'm just a monkey on a rock C F I fell in love with my GPS Am C F C Said hold me tightly at the next left C F (Avio?) now I do no wrong C Am G C If you tell me baby how to get home C F Well I went to Thailand to find myself Am F C Realized I was somebody else C F C Said doctor what can you do for me? C Am G C He suggested plastic surgery C F I got a facelift and a double D chest Am F C But oh looking down keeps crocking my neck C F So I wait for Ma and Pa to die C Am G C inherit their money and do what I like C F But Ma and Pa are gonna live so long Am C F C And the call center won't give me a job C F C so the bailiffs come and they talk to me Am G C Took my best friend, took my TV C F So i go to college and I get a degree Am G C David Cameron gonna rescue me C F C Or I can learn to sing and I cut my hair Am G C Go on TV be a millionare C Am F C I won't see no World War three Am G C Simon Cowell gonna rescue me! C F When I got to the studio Am F C They asked me what hardships I know C F C I said I've never lived out on the streets Am G C They told me to come back next week C F So the next week I was waiting there Am F C I did my makeup and I did my hair C F C sang a song and they looked at me Am G C they asked me what was my story C F said I was brough up by wolves C Am and they started to listen F C Simon Cowell came out of a hole Am and he started to glisten F C I said Simon what's the meaning of life? C F C he said I'm just a monkey on a rock Am F C I'm just a monkey on a rock C F I swam through my fatehrs c**k C Am G C and I'm just a monkey on a rock