Ill Never Sneeze Again

F Dm Gm C Love makes us do crazy things F Dm Gm C Authorities allege F Dm Gm C F And, as if to prove them right, Fm I've made this pledge: Oh, F Am F I'll never sneeze again Bb F It's what I'll never do A Bb I'll never sneeze again Gm G7 That is, until I sneeze C At you, at you, at you, oh F Am F I'll never sneeze again Bb F My sneezing days are through A Bb I'll never sneeze again Gm G C That is, until I sneeze F At you, at you, at you Bb Should some foes A#m Go and blow a mess of pepper at my F Bb nose A I'd persevere Dm Then if they followed that with snuff Though it might be mighty tough C G C Why, I'd reiterate until I made it clear that F Am F I'll never sneeze again Bb F It's crazy but it's true A Bb I’ll never sneeze again Gm G C That is, until I sneeze Bb F C At you, at you, at you, at you, at you! F F Am F Bb A#m F F Bb Bb G G7 C G7 C7 C7 F F Am F Bb A#m F F Bb Bb G7 C7 F F F7 F7 Bb Should some foes A#m Go and blow a mess of pepper at my F Bb nose A7 I'd persevere Dm Then if they followed that with snuff Though it might be mighty tough C G C Why, I'd reiterate until I made it clear that F Am F I'll never sneeze again Bb A#m F It's what I’ll never do A Bb I’ll never sneeze again Gm G7 C That is, until I sneeze F C Dm Bb C Bb Dm C At you, at you, at you, at you, at you, at you, at you, at you, Dm D G C F C F at you, at you, at you, at you, at you