Redneck Shit Chords - Wheeler Walker Jr.

Intro Riff Guitar 2 Bb G

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Verse Riff G C

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Verse 1

G American by birth and Southern by the grace of God C G Means that everything I do, I do it right G New York and California, you can go and have your fun C G But down here I got a list of what I like

Chorus 1

Bb Eating tater tots and pussy F Sucking Mountain Dew and tits C Kick my grandpa in his nutsack G Then I suck my boss' dick Bb F F**k my cousin in her asshole 'fore I finished on her tits C Then I shoot my neighbor's cat C G I love that redneck shit

Verse 2

G You can make your jokes at us and giggle all you want C G But my friends and me man, we don't give a lick G If you can read this then the bitch fell off, that's a sticker on a bike C G Sure, but it's also a tattoo inked on my dick

Chorus 2

Bb F Taking pictures of my momma while she's tryna take a shit C G Then I'm throwing rocks at cripples and I laugh when they get hit Bb F Pull my pecker out at Wal-Mart then I pop my sister's zits C Jacking off my neighbor's dog C G I love that redneck shit

Verse 3

G People think we're crazy man, they think we're all insane C G Take a visit and I swear you'll never leave G You can stay at grandma's house, she'll cook you up some country ham C G And after dinner you can nibble on her beave'

Chorus 3

Bb F Met a biddie at the swap meet then I fucked her for a bit C G Shoved a dildo up my asshole just to see if it could fit Bb F Buy a bunch of nudie magazines, the ones that show the clit C Then I tongue my brother’s butt C G I love that redneck shit C G Redneck shit!