Eatin Pussy Kickin Ass

B D A B A E Friday night I just got off work. My boss man is such a jerk. B D A B B So after work I went to his house; ate his wife's pussy and... kicked his ass. B D A Eatin pussy... and kickin ass. B A E (Eatin pussy and kickin ass) B D A Eatin pussy... and kickin ass. B A E (Eatin pussy and kickin ass) B B That's what I do. B A E mmhmm hmmm hmmm B B B A E That pussy it taste good. B B uhuh huhh huh huhh B D A B A E Monday morning I got laid off, so I celebrated with some alcohol. B D A B A E Standing in the unemployment line I see this young girl's bush and said it's breakfast time. B D A B A E Security guard said, "You can't do that here." So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer. B D A B B Girl at the counter said, "Do you want a job?" And I said, "Ok" and then I... ate her pussy. B D A Eatin pussy... and kickin ass. B A E (Eatin pussy and kickin ass) B D A Eatin pussy... and kickin ass. B A E (Eatin pussy and kickin ass) B B That's what I do. N.C. E A B Pussy in the morning. (Sure) N.C. E A B Pussy in the night. (Yeah) N.C. A E (No chord just the notes) I eat a lot of pussy then I get into a fight. (Ahhhh) B B B Yeah alright B A E B D A B A E Thursday night I was feelin' pretty great. I was walkin' past the honky-tonks on Broadway. B D A B A E I see this young girl; she's smiling at me. So I took her back to my place and I paid a fee. B D A B A E Took of her skirt I knew that something was wrong. Where there's supposed to be a pussy, this girl had a dong. B D A B B I was bored and since I paid anyway. I sucked his dick and then I... kicked his ass. B D A Suckin' dick... and kickin ass. B A E (Suckin' dick and kickin ass.) B D A Suckin' dick... and kickin ass. B A E (Suckin' dick and kickin ass.) B D A Eatin pussy, suckin' dick and kickin ass. B A E (Eatin pussy, suckin' dick and kickin ass.) B D A Eatin pussy, suckin' dick and kickin ass. B