If My Dick Is Up Why Am I Down

Verse One G C Girls I used to jack off to when I skipped a class G D Are now hitting me up for a backstage pass G C All the ladies get wet when I roll into town G D G So if my dick is up tell me then why am i down? C G C Tugging me, fucking me, sucking my dick till my balls run dry C D C Women I never met whipping their tits out so why am I crying G C Girls Finger their pussies when they hear I'm around G D G Well if my dick is up, tell me why am i down? Verse Two G C Meet girl at the show and I hand her a pick G D But before we shake hands she starts sucking my dick G C Swallows my nut while I stare at the ground G D G So if my dick is up tell me why am i down? C G C Beating me, beating me, fucking me raw till my dick gets sore C D C One girl is leaving, there is two more outside that just walk through the door G C Now I have learned to eat pussy whilse I'm wearing a frown G D G So if my dick is up tell me why am I down? C G C Licking me, sticking my dick in your puss till the sun comes up C D C Ladies I never met sending me texts saying they wanna f**k G C Girls suck on my nuts while they're reaching around G D G So if my dick is up tell me why am I down? C G Why am I down? If you appreciate this please subscribe to me on youtube, my channel name is Slippery Dad I also have a cover of this song up on there Theres one chord he sometimes plays in between some of the verses but i couldnt figure it out at least not with the amount of effort I was willing to put into this but is anyone knows it just tell me and I'll add it